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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 08:25 AM
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Joke for the day-Will I Live to see 80?


I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, play loud rock and roll, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He paused, looked at me, and then said....

'Then, why do you even give a shit?


:D
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 08:57 AM
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1. "Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
Great post.

:toast:

mark
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 11:24 AM
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2. Good one!
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