Welcome to GD

[Symarip]

Welcome to GD. The first rule of GD is: you do not talk about narwhals. The second rule of GD is: you DO NOT talk about NARWHALS!!!1 Third rule of GD: if someone yells "freeper!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over but the fight probably won't stop. Fourth rule: lack of the sarcasm emoticon will lead to a fight and invariably a one way trop on a lol'ercoaster. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, but feel free to make personal attacks and references to other fights involving your opponent. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons, no links to the Free Republic. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time in GD, you have to fight.