what's yer fuckin problem?

[datasuspect]

what, are you fuckin stupid?

who the fuck are you looking at?

did i ask you?

dis fuckin guy

jeez

mah-fucka-rone

whaddanasshole

jesus fucking christ

are you fucking insane?

why do you feel compelled to _________?

[HopeHoops]

1. Why do you feel compelled to...

vomit stupidity?

[datasuspect]

5. because it tastes good

why do you condescend to inquire?

[PeaceNikki]

2. I'm just having a bad day.

I'll shut up.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. why do you feel compelled to

respond to this thread.

fuck if I know. It was a compulsion of an unknown sort of an indeterminate amount.

[sammythecat]

4. Just tryin' to make a livin' here buddy.

What the fuck is YOUR goddam problem.

Christ!

[Boojatta]

6. Well, for one thing, I don't like being waterboarded. I hope that your paycheck bounces.

[sammythecat]

7. Oh yeah? You hope my paycheck bounces?

Well, let's see if your head bounces against this wall, smartass. Don't worry though. I have a paper towel taped up to make the wall softer for ya.

[Boojatta]

8. I see. You are ready to risk another 9/11 to appease your own bleeding heart.

Remove that soft paper towel or admit that you hate America.

[sammythecat]

9. 9/11 huh.

Ok, we'll play 9/11. Let's pretend this here wall is a skyscraper and your dumbass head is a jet airliner. OK? It'll be fun. After that, you can listen to a little music I selected for you. Until June.