I think the interview went badly.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Interviewer: So nice to see you today!

Me: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

In: What are your strong points?

Me: Epic!

In: I see.

Me: FUCK YEAH!!!!!1

In: Do you think you could do this job?

ME: WANT!

In: Do you get along well with others?

Me: Nice question, Sparky (rolls eyes)

In: Are you able to express yourself?

Me: Sometimes. When someone says something that I am too afraid to say myself, I stand there and applaud and roll my eyes, then I give them a thumbs up.

In: Locking.

[HopeHoops]

1. Did ya moon him?

Why doesn't the "Smilies lookup table" have a mooning smiley? I keep looking for one.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. They do need a mooney, I agree. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

13. Allow me.

[EastTennesseeDem]

2. ...

so what about it went badly?

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Well, we got into a flame war, and I lost my head and forgot...

that it wasn't the internet, so I accidentally beat him with a rusty shovel.

[EastTennesseeDem]

10. Sounds like a Freeper

I'd rather bash one over the head than work for one.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Of course it went poorly, you freeper. You never mentioned Narwals.

What did you expect?

:eyes:

:applaud:

:thumbsup:

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. But I said "Fuck Yeah"....

I didn't not want to appear too anxious.

[ThomCat]

6. So they're offering you a management job instead?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. It would be great to be a manager...

I could surf DU all day!

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Something I ACTUALLY did at an interview a few years ago.

Interviewer: So, it says on your resume that you attained the rank of Captain in the US Army.

Me: Yes.

Interviewer: Really? So, what did you do?

Me: I was Commanding Officer of an A-detachment in Special Forces.

Interviewer: So, did you learn to do anything besides kill people?

Me: (Sensing from the interviewer's hostile question that I'm not getting the job anyway) We're alone in this room. Do you REALLY feel comfortable asking me that?

[ThomCat]

16. That was a phenomenally clueless interviewer.

:wow:

By the time you became a Captain you were probably over-qualified for that person's job.

[arbusto_baboso]

17. In retrospect, I wouldn't have been happy in that job anyway.

I'd've been surrounded by even bigger morons than is usually the case whereever I work. :evilgrin:

[BuelahWitch]

11. So I guess he didn't get to the "tell me about a time" questions?

Like, "Tell me about a time when you lit yourself on fire. How did you resolve this issue?"

[Heidi]

14. Gas fumes are not combustible, so that has never happened to LeftyFingerPop,

whose personal fetish (I've heard) is smoking at gas stations. :hi:

[BuelahWitch]

15. LOL, I totally forgot about that, honest!

I was just making fun of the stupid questions interviewers ask, "Tell me about a time when you did not see eye to eye with management" blah blah blah. :rofl: I think that gas station story was when I first discovered Lefty...

[BuelahWitch]

12. Damn, dupe, delete!

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