I don't like when people talk to me in the bathroom

[CreekDog]

...even when I'm in the stall.

I also don't like when I'm on the phone with somebody and I can hear that they are using the bathroom. :eyes:

[SacredCow]

1. +1

I hang up on anybody that brings me into a bathroom with them via telephone. x(

[BurtWorm]

2. Don't you find the incidental noises fascinating?

[SacredCow]

5. No....

Not in the slightest.

[CreekDog]

7. +10

:fistbump:

[sammythecat]

3. Yep

I'm sorta the "loner type" in the bathroom.

[bif]

4. My Dad does that.

I'll be on the phone with him and he'll say, "Hang on, I have to take a dump." That's pretty gross.

[CreekDog]

6. that's better than not being warned and hearing splashes

:hide:

[Jamastiene]

8. + 1 trillion

I cannot stand for anyone to be in the bathroom anywhere near me. It makes Mother Nature change her mind completely and I'm left feeling like I still gotta go but can't. That's bad.

[JVS]

9. If you think that sucks, try this.

The bathroom where has two urinals in a row to your right hand as you walk in. if you're standing at a urinal the first wall of 2 stalls will be right behind you. So people using the urinals are facing 90 degrees counterclockwise from people sitting on the toilets. Got it? Because this bathroom was made before handicapped stalls, there is really not enough room for the person using the inner urinal to walk out from behind another user, so both urinals being used at once is rare. So one day I'm using the inner urinal, looking at the wall, kind of off in dreamland and my boss says "Hi JVS" and starts taking a leak in the next urinal while discussing an upcoming meeting. And I was just thinking "Nooooooooooo! I'm trapped by my pissing boss and being forced into a conversation. This sucks!"

[sammythecat]

11. "What better place than this,

what better time than now?"

[Catherine Vincent]

13. I don't see how you men do to use a urinal with other men in the same room

No privacy.

[JVS]

19. you step up to it and since you're right next to the wall you can't see much around you and it...

feels private enough. But then someone starts talking to you and the whole illusion of privacy is shattered!

[bif]

10. "Do you know how hard it is to take a wiz when you have a boner!"

That's what someone once said to me in the bathroom.

[madinmaryland]

17. Huh??

:yoiks:

[bif]

18. He was just kidding.

Great line to freak someone out using the urinal next to you.

[MrCoffee]

12. + 1

[Book Lover]

14. oh get over it (nm)

[CreekDog]

15. no

:thumbsdown: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

16. I hate that too! I already get pee shy for some stupid reason.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Don't call me, then. I always pee when talking to my friend Dana.

Course, she does it, too, so it's all good. :rofl:

[CreekDog]

22. and you wash the phone afterwards?

:wtf: :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Wash?

:shrug:

:rofl:

Alcohol wipes are miraculous things, dude.

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

26. okay, that counts

but i'll bet most people who phone in the bathroom never sanitize their phones afterwards. :puke:

[nickgutierrez]

21. Then don't pee on my leg.

Jeez, what was I supposed to do?

:hide:

[bigwillq]

23. The phone thing doesn't bother me.

I am mixed on the talking to part. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't.

[rug]

25. Hell, I'm posting from the toilet.