The vegan one asked me to PM him something and now he won't respond.

[Midlodemocrat]

I am so gonna gank him.

[TZ]

1. SWARM SWARM SWARM...*cough* oh wait

Not quite what you wanted was it. I figure Maury is off checking that DNA test to find out your baby's daddy....

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Maury -------------------------->DTM

[Tektonik]

5. You're no Connie

[Midlodemocrat]

6. As far as you know.

:thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

3. He'll respond faster if you attach a pic of your boobs.

Maybe that just works for me.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Pretty sure.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

7. True story: I sent two text messages almost 24 hours apart.

One was a picture of my boobs. One was "I'm at the ER waiting to be seen." Which one gets a reply? :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. So, you admit to sexting, do you?

Isn't that illegal?


:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

9. But he told me he was over 18.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Have you seen him? Don't think so.

American Eagle wouldn't hire him because he's underage.

[madinmaryland]

11. The vegan one is under 18?

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Yup. LeftyMom is the Linda Hogan of DU.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

15. Oh,this is hilarious!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. I think I need a pool first to start sleeping with the pool boy.

[TZ]

18. You are surprised by that?

I always knew the Vegan one was a full fledged member of the Ninth graders club along with Doc Strange and Pi Guy ...;)

[LeftyMom]

13. He looked older. I mean, in that one pic with his shirt off... Oh shit, I'm going to prison.

I'm too pretty to go to prison.

[flvegan]

12. In my defense

one DID have boobs.

[whistler162]

17. Shouldn't have PM'd that recipe for hagus and blood pudding!