Now accepting nominations for officers in the DTM club.

[Midlodemocrat]

The only qualification is that I don't have you on ignore, which, fortunately, eliminates most of you freaks.

So, if I don't have you on ignore, post here and tell me why I should put you on the slate and in which position.

Or not.

[taterguy]

1. Why would I want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member?

[rug]

2. I nominate myself as Coroner.

[BeachBaby]

3. I want to be the Solicitor General.

I have no idea what that position requires - it just sounds kick-ass.

[madinmaryland]

4. I am apparently eminantly qualified for any position, FReeper. Are you going to name

your baby, "Trig"?

[flvegan]

5. It's good that you're delegating tasks, what with your delicate condition.

How can I serve?

[TZ]

8. Official wanker?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

6. Can I hit people with said club?

[mtnester]

7. Oh Oh can I be the PR person....but first

you will have to tell me what DTM means, not that this would deter from my ability to promote it








:)

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Dead to me, or Dead to Midlo when referring to me in the third person.

You're hired.

[mtnester]

20. Hip Hip hurray!

I need to hang out here more often :)

[DS1]

9. You've never asked what position you want me in before

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Watch it, wanker, or I'll gank you next.

Have you FB'd TM yet? She's not choosy. She'll say yes.


:rofl:

[cwydro]

10. OK.

I didn't know what FB was, but read through another thread and found out that it's Facebook.

I have HEARD of Facebook.

But what is DTM??? Or should I not ask?:)

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Dead to me, or Dead to Midlo when referring to me in the third person.

:rofl:

[cwydro]

17. Oh duh.

I should've figured that one out!

[TZ]

14. President obviously

I'm the only one to mention it in my sig...;)

[Lyric]

15. You know that one person whose job it is to tell everyone else

what to do, while slacking off, eating bonbons, and looking powerful and spiffy behind a very expensive desk?

I humbly submit myself for that job. I'm not sure about the job title, though--maybe Chief Executive President Officer Commander Master of the Universe?

:patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. That's MY job. If I give that job to you, what will I do?

:rofl:

[Lyric]

19. Sorry, you can't be in your own DTM club.

That would create an epic universal paradox from which there could be no recovery.

Just let us prop you up as a symbolic figurehead--do it for the sake of the poor, innocent universe.

:D

[unpossibles]

18. my sparkling wit? nt

[vard28]

21. How 'bout social director for me?

I'm lots of fun!

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Hired.

[mcctatas]

22. Budget director....

provided I am given an operating budget big enough to keep everyone in Franzia and Cracker Barrel Chicken Pot Pie