Is anyone here NOT getting divorced?

[Pierre.Suave]

There sure seems to be a lot of it here in the Lounge.

[BeachBaby]

1. I'm not.

I've already been divorced. :7

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'd have to get married first...

:P

[Strong Atheist]

65. Same here. Ain't gonna happen anytime soon. nt.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Pierre.Suave!

My husband and I are NOT getting divorced!

We've had our difficulties (and who hasn't?) but after nearly 44 years, we are truly wedded to each other.

I would be lost without him; he would be lost without me.

I think you see a lot of it here in the Lounge because folks in the process of divorcing go through a world of hurt...

:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

14. They do, and I wish there was some way to make it better for them...

My parents are also together, and have been since they were married in the early 60s...

[TZ]

4. Not me

Have to be married first.and since I can't seem to manage having a relationship longer than about 3 months, divorce is something I'll most likely never experience :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

41. Interestingly, after I got divorced, the Cowboys won three Super Bowls

in four years.

just sayin.

[Pierre.Suave]

42. You should get divorced more often...

:P

[TZ]

57. and how many since you got remarried eh?

Though considering you told me your wife is a Cowboys hater, thats probably cosmic justice! ;)

[madinmaryland]

68. Pffth!

She HATES sports in general.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

5. No way. I'm coming up on 22 years and totally happy.

I got lucky ;}

[Pierre.Suave]

12. good

I hope you have many more as well.

[mcctatas]

6. all of the cool people are doing it

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

10. ...

PaddyBlueEyes beat me to you...

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

50. Yes I did....

;)

[FarLeftRage]

7. Never been married...

never will be divorced...

[LeftyMom]

8. Pretty sure I'm not.

I mean, if I am then I apparently got married again without my knowledge, so getting divorced would be the least of my problems.

[bigwillq]

9. Me.

Since I am not married and never will be.

[Lyric]

11. Not me.

Rhythm and I are still as happily married* as ever--our ten year anniversary is coming up in July. :)



*By "married," I mean "committed to a longterm partnership that WOULD be a marriage if it were only legal in our state."

[flvegan]

13. Nope I got that out of the way a long time ago.

[Spacemom]

15. Not me

one of the few lucky ones who truly married my best friend.

16 years in August. :D

[BarenakedLady]

16. What are you implying?

:P

I didn't start the trend.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. I know you didnt

and I am implying nothing other than there seem to be a lot of them here, lately.

Thats all.

[BarenakedLady]

22. Whatever!

I know you were totally calling me out.

x( :spank: :cry:

Meanie











I'm also kidding, btw.

[Pierre.Suave]

23. I have nothing but hugs for you

My dear BNL

[rug]

17. The wanking threads seem to increase in direct proportion to the divorce threads.

[supernova]

19. Not me

Did it 12 years ago.

:P

:D

Wish I'd have had DU back then too. It was a very lonely time.

:grouphug:

[Lucian]

20. I have to get a gf and then get married before I could get a divorce.

And I don't see myself getting married until my 40s, if ever.

[Iggo]

21. I can assure you I'll never get divorced.

(Because I'm never getting married.)

[nickinSTL]

24. not planning on it...

but, we're only a couple years in, so...

:evilgrin:

My wife wouldn't find that funny. :hide: (fortunately, she's not on DU)

[Danger Mouse]

25. Ooh! Me! Me! I'm getting one!!

...from my imaginary wife...

[OmahaBlueDog]

26. Mrs OBD and I are fine, but I'm dead to Midlo.

Does that count?

[Critters2]

34. Depends. Are you the father? nt

[OmahaBlueDog]

37. I think I should talk to my lawyer now

I'm going out to pick up som Huggies and a home DNA test - need anything?

[Critters2]

38. I'm good. What should I say if Povich calls? nt

[OmahaBlueDog]

49. I'll do the show, but I'm obviously not the father

...the kid sorta has my chin -- but that's it.

[dropkickpa]

27. Not I!!

I'm never gettin' hitched, so no divo' fo' me!

[femmocrat]

28. Not me.

We have been married for 40 years. Guess we are stuck with each other!

[no name no slogan]

29. Me. I did that four years ago. Best 150lbs I ever lost.

Q: You know why divorces are so damned expensive?

A: Because they're worth it.

:thumbsup:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Took care of that years ago.

[Critters2]

31. That is SO passe'. I did it years ago.

Geez, people! Catch up!!

[Pierre.Suave]

32. Apparently

I am behind the times!

:P

[Critters2]

33. I'm just one helluva trend-setter. nt

[Pierre.Suave]

35. Thats the first thing that comes to my mind

when I think Critters2

:P

[Critters2]

36. ...

:rofl:


You and every damn body else!!

[mokawanis]

39. Married 27 years

and we're still in love.

[Pierre.Suave]

40. good

I wish you many more.

[lildreamer316]

43. ME!!..oh wait. We're not technically married.

I mean, we call each other husband and wife; and we've been co-habitating for 8 years; so afaik we are common-law; but yeah....

[Generic Brad]

44. Let me check with the missus

If she says no, I have to go with what she says.

[Skittles]

54. you're so whipped, Brad

:D

[krispos42]

45. I'm not GETTING divorced

I GOT divorced! :woohoo: :cry: :woohoo: :cry:

[mentalsolstice]

46. So far I don't think so

When my SO leaves in the morning he gives me a fat, satisfying smack on my rump, and a furry, nuzzling kiss on the back of my neck...and then I'm left to sweet dreams.

We've have had hard times with family...but we're best friends and that's what gets us through the hard times.

Unfortunately for him, I can wear the jeans he "outgrew" and all of his t-shirts, but he doesn't want to wear any of my clothes:?!

[Oldtimeralso]

47. Been There, Did That, And All I had Left Was A Tee-Shirt

Actually I have been happily married for 22 years. Not too bad out of 35!

[Broken_Hero]

48. I'm not

our five year is coming up soon....:D

[stewartcolbert08]

51. I FEEL divorced. DOes that count?

[SPKrazy]

52. I'm Not!

already did

[quakerboy]

53. So far as I am aware

I have no plans to divorce.

[raptor_rider]

55. Not Here

Husband and I have been together for 5 years and 8 months and will be married for 5 years in July. Pretty happy here!
My parents celebrated their 40th last June. They have been together for 42 years.
I have a sister that just celebrated her 18th just yesterday.

[malta blue]

56. I am, but I deserve it....

:shrug:

I deserve to be free of that soul-sucking, born-again (did I tell you that?), rapture-ready porn addict.

I am sooooooooo unbelievably lucky to have reconnected with an old friend. It's almost like we have been drifting around, waiting for each other.

[Pierre.Suave]

58. you definitely do not deserve to be tied down with that.

you deserve much more.

:hug:s

[BeachBaby]

59. +44-6.

[Pierre.Suave]

61. Are you trying to tell me I need to add that to my sig?

:rofl:

[malta blue]

60. (((hug))))

Thanks, my friend.

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

62. You are welcome

:hug:

[PRETZEL]

63. Been there, done that, got the bill

liked it so much I just might try it again.

edit: misread the OP, thinking about divorce again,

[Rambis]

64. I 'm not but my fundie neighbour is

huge repiglican,three kids all under age 8, mr family values, hates the gay etc etc etc- Guess his marriage badge should be taken away.

[SacredCow]

66. Been there, Done that.....

And never getting married again, for the record....

[backtoblue]

67. Quit picking on me!!!

[Tikki]

69. Mr. Tikki and I have no plans....

to do so....


The Tikkis

[old mark]

70. I'm not. But I did once ,many years ago.

Of course at my age most of my life was many years ago....

mark

[backtoblue]

75. awww

With age comes knowledge and with knowledge comes enlightenment. ;)

By the way, How DID a brontosaurus look??? :hide:

:rofl:

[old mark]

77. "with age comes knowledge and with knowledge comes enlightenment".

Where did you hear that bullshit?

Don't remember the brontosaurus, but my grandfather had a DeSoto.....


mark

[backtoblue]

81. made it up

or heard it somewhere, that's where most of my bullshit comes from. :P

[unpossibles]

71. I am.

It's a long story, although could be summed up as "irreconcilable differences"

[bikebloke]

72. Not me.

Maybe I should get hitched, so I could get divorced, too. I don't want people pointing and whispering behind my back about how I wasn't even divorced. Crikey.

[azmouse]

73. No. MrMouse and I just celebrated our 22nd anniversary.

I guess we're good for a few more years yet! :)

[Rhythm]

74. Lyric and i aren't...

Of course, we also can't get married here in WV. :mad:

Guess we'll have to move to more progressive climes when we're ready for grad school.

[Deep13]

76. I sure as hell am NOT getting divorced.

Sweetie and I are SOLID. :fistbump: :hug: :loveya:

[AirmensMom]

78. Here ...

Going to celebrate our 33rd this year, actually. What can I say? I got lucky. :shrug:

[My Good Babushka]

79. Never getting divorced.

Orrex is going to take the pain.

[Pierre.Suave]

80. lol

I bet he is a pretty fun guy to be around!

[sarge43]

82. 27 years in September

Nah. We'd be dead before we even got all the stuff sorted out, let alone the paperwork.

[Dammit Ann]

83. not today.

[RadiationTherapy]

84. I threw a brownie at my wife yesterday as she sped away in the car;

still not getting divorced.

[Nicole Lambeth]

85. happy to say I'll be married seven years in July

It's been really hard at times, and I definitely wouldn't recommend marriage to everyone, but it works for us and we're happy. (Plus, we had hot monkey sex last night and I'm still high off the endorphins from it. I'm so happy I still have a libido after this long. Yay me!)

[SerfinUSA]

86. Never married n/t