I have decided to simplify my life.

[Midlodemocrat]

In much the same manner that I am referring to all of you as Kentucky Derby because Kensuro Guatemala's name is too hard to spell, I have decided to refer to everyone IRL as Fred.

Way easier than having to remember names.

:thumbups:

[Lyric]

1. Sounds good to me, Wilma. nt

[no name no slogan]

2. Nice post, Susan Powter

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. OK...

So what do you do when EVERYBODY answers?

Hmmm?


Didja think about that?


:P

:rofl:

[flvegan]

4. Simplifying before the quints arrive? Smart.

You don't need any other hassles in your delicate condition.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Dude. The ganking. It's coming.

[Pierre.Suave]

5. I had a friend in college that could not remember anyones name

so he called everyone "crazy"

For example, "Hey crazy, hows your day going?"

:rofl:

[TZ]

7. I had a pet garter snake named Fred!

Too bad he's not still around, I think you'd like him cause he was a vermin eater! (well actually goldfish)
Sort of like this:



Now I bet you won't be calling people "Fred" anymore! :rofl:

[Kali]

8. I used to use "Fred" for all sorts of things -

especially pizza delivery when they asked for a name - stuff like that.

Then I got a father-in-law named Fred.

[quakerboy]

9. That is silly.

Everyone knows that all people are Bob. Why would you call Bob Fred?

[NewJeffCT]

10. That way, you never call out the wrong name during sex

since everybody is Fred.

[Lyric]

11. When I was in the hospital for a month back in Fall of 2005

Rhythm and I called my IV regulator thingy (the portable one on a pole) "Fred." I can't remember why, but it was funny at the time.

[ThomCat]

12. Cool. That works for me.

I have never been a Fred before. If someone started doing that around me I think I could get used to it. :)

I just finished sorting through my last thousand or so books. 90% if them are ending up in the recycling bin. I'm simplifying my life for this move too.

It's killing me to get rid of books. I wish I could have given them away, or at least given them to a used book store. Nobody wanted them. What's the world coming to when nobody wants good used books anymore? I remember when the world seemed to run on used books getting passed from hand to hand.

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. My 6th grade history teacher called all the girls "Gloria" and all the boys "Charles"

He said he wasn't good at names.