TreasonousBastard
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Mon May-11-09 12:21 AM
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"River Monsters" I am never... |
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ever going swimming again.
Anywhere-- not in the ocean, not in the river, not in the lake, not even in the pool.
I may not even take a bath again, or hang out in a hot tub.
(Man-eating CATFISH??!!)
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MrScorpio
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Mon May-11-09 12:24 AM
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Never a good idea to go swimming in the Amazon
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Orrex
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Mon May-11-09 12:26 AM
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3. Why? It's not like an evil little fish will swim up your urethra and dig his spikes into you... |
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Edited on Mon May-11-09 12:33 AM by Orrex
Oh, wait a minute...
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Mon May-11-09 12:29 AM
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You are such a big help around here Orrex.
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TreasonousBastard
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Mon May-11-09 12:48 AM
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6. Yeah, and they had huge 15' Indian catfish last week, but... |
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who's to say they didn't find their way here, huh?
I ain't takin' no chances!
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Mon May-11-09 12:25 AM
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2. The show about the Colossal Squid was pretty cool too |
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And I thought I only had to worry about the Giant Squid, now there is one even bigger...
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TreasonousBastard
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Mon May-11-09 12:45 AM
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5. And it's got HOOKS!! Not suckers, 3 INCH HOOKS... |
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the size of tiger claws to grab you and pull you into that beak.
I ain't never swimming again. Nope, never.
I might just move to the desert-- dealing with rattlesnakes and scorpions seems so much tamer.
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Mon May-11-09 12:48 AM
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7. 7 Terrifying Creatures You'll Never See Coming |
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Keep a lookout for these beasties. Oh, wait, you can't, because they're fucking invisible. :rofl: http://www.cracked.com/article_17173_7-terrifying-creatures-youll-never-see-coming.html
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