Want to Work for Diddy? (Characters welcome)

[BurtWorm]

I only offer this as a public service to any Lounger looking for work. I don't have any affiliation with the Didman or the VH1ster.


Personal Assistant to Celebrity
Publication or Company ''Hip-hop media mogul''
Industry Entertainment, Public Relations, TV/Cable
Job Duration Other
Job Location Washington, DC USA
Job Requirements

VH1 and Sean P. Diddy Combs are now accepting resumes for potential candidates to compete for the position of P.Diddy's Personal Assistant on the reality TV show, "I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY 2."

Diddy will once again hold a nationwide search for an Assistant with the mental and physical stamina it takes to work for one of the world's most high profile CEOs.

A batch of new hopefuls will once again be put through the rigors of what it takes to win one of the toughest, but most rewarding jobs in "the business."

Whether you call him P.Diddy, Puffy or Sean Combs...Now is your chance to call this legend of hip-hop "Boss."

If you think you have what it takes to be P.Diddy's Assistant, then we want to hear from you.

Qualification/Requirements


* Applicants must be 21 or older by June 2009.

* Must have a "WHATEVER IT TAKES" attitude.

* You'll need a big personality to stand out amongst the other candidates.

* Must be available and on-call 24/7 & able to cater to the BAD BOY Chairman of the Board, P.Diddy.

* Characters welcome.



Washington, DC
Casting Call
Washington, DC
May 16, 2009 - 11am - 1pm
The Side Line
880 Capital Center Blvd.
Largo, MD 20774

http://www.workforpdiddy.com/


You must fill out an online application to be considered.

[DS1]

1. Nice link, Douchebag

[BurtWorm]

3. I shoulda clicked on it before posting it.

:blush:

Did you want to work for Diddy?

PS: Fixed. :thumbsup: Good luck!

[DS1]

8. If my first official task is to strangle the asshole who picked the font on that page

and the layout, I'm all for it.

edit: After that, I'm murdering the person who made the lens flare.

[BurtWorm]

9. Go for it!

:bounce:

[kentauros]

2. I'd rather for for Diddly Squat

:P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Fuck Diddy.

Rolling Stone had an article about Diddy and his lackeys. One of his suck-ups came faithfully running with the Coke that Combs requested. He looked at the drink and yelled "I SAID SPRITE" and the servant scuttled off and Diddy laughed his ass off.

Fuck him. Kama Sutra style...fuck him in every way that can be imagined in the imagination of the imaginer.

[BurtWorm]

5. So he's a little hard to work with...

You gotta take the bad with the good, I guess. ;-)

[cwydro]

6. I can't stand him either.

What Rolling Stone was that in? I'd like to read it...

[Pierre.Suave]

7. Not just no, but...

HELL NO!