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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:30 PM
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joke that was forwarded to me:
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to
dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was
hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.. The old
man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:31 PM
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1. Attsa funny!
Edited on Tue May-12-09 12:33 PM by BurtWorm
:thumbsup:

PS: I'm 'onna forward it to everybody in my address book now.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:33 PM
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2. i hate getting forwarded jokes, but this one made me laugh.
had to share it here.

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:44 PM
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5. That is an unusually funny forwarded joke.
It's also one I've never seen before, but of course, now that I've seen it once...
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:38 PM
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3. that's a good one
:thumbsup:
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:44 PM
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4. Thanks for a much needed laugh!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:46 PM
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6. I don't get it
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 12:49 PM
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7. Bwuhahaha! That's fantastic!
:rofl:

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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-12-09 01:25 PM
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8. LOL
Good one! :rofl:
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