Why does Midlo feel the need to insult all of us all the time?

[charlie and algernon]

[Symarip]

1. too much boxed wine

before driving the kids to school*

[flvegan]

2. The quints are making her emotional.

[Symarip]

5. How would you feel

If you had 5 future tax deductions fighting for your morning wine?

[mainegreen]

3. She called me asshat!

*ASSHAT*!

[DS1]

4. It'll take another few months for her to give back the things I've called her

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. HAHAHAHA

:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

7. We keep playing on her lawn.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Oh, I don't know, freeper.

Maybe because you freaks make fun of me every.fucking.day????


:rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

10. hey, it's been at least a couple months since I called you a guy

:rofl:

[Lyric]

9. Because she loves us all so very much.

It's a motherly kind of love--like this:



She's really a big softie under that terrifying exterior.

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. terrifying?

You? DTM.

[Lyric]

25. Too late. I was already DTY.

Can that happen twice?

:rofl:

[Dogtown]

11. OTHER

Change of Life...

[CreekDog]

12. It's her way of acknowledging that we exist

and with her education and experience, she is well aware that any attention is good attention as are the loungers that goad her. :think:

[Fleshdancer]

13. The entire lounge eggs her on!

This place wouldn't be as much fun without Midlo's insults! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Thank you, Fleshdancer. You are my new BFF.

[Fleshdancer]

17. ok good. My goal is to not be on the DTM list.

:woohoo:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Well, it is kind of a badge of honor.

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

23. It use to be....

but now that the list is so long, I feel more special NOT being on it :D

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Good point. I should probably start a BFF list for

those who aren't on the DTM list.


:rofl:

[Lyric]

28. Hey!

What if we want to be on BOTH lists?

:D

[Fleshdancer]

31. That would be AWESOME!

BFF vs DTM. The epic lounge battle.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. I'm on both!

[cwydro]

14. Other.

It's those pregnancy hormones.

[BeachBaby]

18. Because the Lounge would be boring as hell without Midlo stirring shit.

She knows what she's doing - and it's in the best interests of the Lounge.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. This experiment is going exceptionally well.

:thumbsup:

[BeachBaby]

30. +44-6.

[TZ]

19. Cause Yall deserve it..

Except for me of course.;)

[charlie and algernon]

32. idk, you seem awfully proud to be a member of the DTM club

you sure you don't deserve it??

[TZ]

40. Who me? I would never deserve being called names..

Never...:rofl:

[arbusto_baboso]

22. It's just out-of-control assclownery, IMO.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Out of control?

:wtf:

[arbusto_baboso]

27. Okay, my bad. Perfectly calculated assclownery. Better?

[Midlodemocrat]

29. This experiment took years to develop, freeper.

Don't mess it up with serious posts.


:rofl:

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[Midlodemocrat]

34. Shit!!!!! YOU AGAIN??????

[charlie and algernon]

35. so its all grovelbot's fault?

maybe if you donated he'd leave you alone

[Fleshdancer]

36. I think he's stalking you

alert on his ass right fucking now!!1!!11!! :grr:

[Strong Atheist]

38. Midlo has been nice to me... nt.

[charlie and algernon]

39. You have to call him a her, he doesn't like that

edited to add: :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

41. Don't listen to these asshats. I'm nice to everyone.

They're just freepers.

[TZ]

42. Three sentences -2 insults

I think the high insult to sentence ratio kinda puts the lie to"I'm nice to everyone"!;)

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Excuse me, Hitler. I was talking to Strong Atheist.

:eyes:


:rofl:

[TZ]

44. So in your world

"everyone" means those people whom you've never called freeper or put on the DTM list so everyone=~.001% of the population ..:P

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Yep.