If you could ask your Dog one question what would it be?

[m-jean03]

ONE Question, that's it. Think hard about this one. Your wish might just be granted!

[furrylitldevil]

1. Question:

So, what's with all the crotch and butt sniffing?

[Skittles]

7. wow

that is a really cool picture

[furrylitldevil]

20. Thanks

That's me and my pup Cruzer

[POed_Ex_Repub]

2. "How do I become a Dog?"

I'd ask the other obvious question, but I think we all know dogs are Democrats. :)

[LastKnight]

3. what is the meaning of life?

whoops, wrong 'ask one question forum' i guess it wouldnt make much sense me asking god why he licks his own balls every night would it? lol

to hell i go.

-LK

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. Hmmm.....

My dog is about 4 1/2 months old, so.... *thinks*.... why do you prefer the tennis ball to the tug toy? Is it a 'fear' thing, like you're afraid you'll make me mad if you win? :)

[radwriter0555]

5. "Winky? Why do you pretend you can't jump up on the bed when I have

SEEN you do it??? Why do you sit next to the bed and whine at me to lift you up?"

"Winky, why do you want me to carry you EVERYWHERE??????"

"blue, what IS it with that Ball?"

"Joe, where is it you want to GO, when you try to dig a hole under the fence? Don't you like it here?"

[bigwillq]

6. Oh please tell what kind of dogs you guys have

I know that wasn't the initial question I;m just interested!

[Eureka]

11. Schnauzer

And, so it's not a threadjacking, my question is......

"Why do you completely cover yourself in horseshit when you know that I will hose you down and you hate it?"

[radwriter0555]

16. Winky is a 4 lb maltese who thinks she's a doberman, Blue is an

obsessive compulsive Blue-eyed aussie cocker mix, and Joey is a 12 lb pitch black chewie doxie mix, the handsomest lil boy you ever saw, who has a penchant for sweaters and blankets.

Some days I just wanna kill em all.

[RebelOne]

18. I have a Rottweiler.

My Legend. And she is the sweetest doggie ever. Rotties have a really bad rap as vicious dogs, but that's not true. It's all in the training. My son has a Cocker Spaniel that is meaner than any Rottie or pit bull.

[Robb]

8. When you ate the entire Jolly Tug Ball,

did you recognize the red pieces of rubber in your poop? :shrug:

[geniph]

9. Does it really feel THAT good

to do THAT to a clump of grass, a pillow, a guest's leg, whatever? Don't you think you could stop doing that for just a few minutes?

[Whitacre D_WI]

10. "How the hell did I get a dog?"

[gator_in_Ontario]

12. Who made your soul so pure? n/t

[Beaker]

13. why are we here?

I gotta think that a talking dog might have a pretty good handle on a thing like that.

[camero]

14. Do you want to go outside?

I ask them that all the time and they say yes. :)

[xchrom]

15. what can i do

to make your life better, is there anything else you want?

[RebelOne]

17. Do you love Mommie?

[TrogL]

19. What's is there to be so $%^Y*U happy about?

Somebody post the "Oh, boy, breakfast - my favourite" thing.