Midlodemocrat
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Sun May-17-09 01:57 PM
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How much do you think Skinner would charge me to pin a sticky in the lounge |
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that says I'm not pregnant? $50K? $100K? A box of swedish fish? Gymboree outfits in perpetuity for the babies?
Cuz I'm willing to do whatever it takes.
And, flvegan? Be afraid.
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Sun May-17-09 02:00 PM
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1. Ask him - start something new. Oh and when are these babies due? |
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Sun May-17-09 02:01 PM
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A cornflake chicken style series of flamewars and then maybe you will get a fun's over thread. Surely your swarm can do that much for you :hide:
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Sun May-17-09 02:02 PM
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3. Well, you did say "sticky"... |
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Sun May-17-09 02:52 PM
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4. Well of course you're not preggers, good lhord! Anyone who knows you knows, |
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that if you have another midlet you'll be making Brenda carry this one. As long as she doesn't use it as an excuse to dodge the housework.
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Sun May-17-09 05:30 PM
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12. She does make Brenda Ped-Egg her swollen, pregnant-lady feet |
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Edited on Sun May-17-09 05:30 PM by LostinVA
Or so Flvegan told me.
:shrug:
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Midlodemocrat
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Sun May-17-09 10:26 PM
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16. Yeah, that might be possible if the woman wouldn't hide them. |
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Kid you not. She put one in my basket of cards that I keep for 'general purposes'. I get a box or two at Costco every six months or so.
Now, who in their right mind puts a PedEgg in a basket of unsigned cards? Yeah, no idea.
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Sun May-17-09 10:30 PM
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17. Note to self: burn any mail from Midlo without opening it. |
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Sun May-17-09 10:32 PM
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18. Series. I could have been in violation of Homeland security and had no idea. |
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Sun May-17-09 02:54 PM
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5. One dollar more than he paid me |
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Sun May-17-09 03:08 PM
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6. Shouldn't you be saving your money? In 18 years, you've got 5 tuitions to pay |
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Sun May-17-09 03:09 PM
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7. And I don't think Bob Jones University accepts federal aid, either. |
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Sun May-17-09 05:06 PM
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9. I got accepted to Bob Jones University, and was forced to spend a week there to see if I liked it. |
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I was also accepted to Liberty U, Messiah, Cedarville, Oral Roberts, King's College NY, etc etc....all on scholarships for classical piano talent.
To say that BJU was terrifying, would be a gross understatement.
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Sun May-17-09 05:31 PM
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13. Regent and Liberty Baptist are closer |
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Sun May-17-09 07:33 PM
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15. But we can't get the Midlets "BJU" sweatshirts from them. |
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Sun May-17-09 05:02 PM
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8. Hmmm time to register a website? |
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midloisnotpregnant.com ???
I'll host that site if needs be...
Mark.
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Sun May-17-09 05:17 PM
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10. Wait...wasn't this "ganking" supposed to happen |
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this weekend or something?
*checks self*
Yep, I remain un-ganked.
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Midlodemocrat
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Sun May-17-09 05:51 PM
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14. Patience, padawan, patience. |
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Sun May-17-09 05:28 PM
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11. Lying is, at best, a venial sin -- and, why are you denying your soon-to-be offspring??? |
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Sun May-17-09 10:54 PM
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19. You could offer to name a baby after him... |
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Sun May-17-09 11:10 PM
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23. Perilously close to the DTM list. |
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And people on that list DO NOT get cake.
So, watch it.
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Sun May-17-09 11:19 PM
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27. You've missed the genius of my plan: Skinner's vanity is tickled, you get your sticky, |
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but since you didn't tell him when this namesake would arrive, it turns out he has to wait awhile - like, forever. No baby, no naming, caveat emptor...
(Is that enough CYA to keep me on the cake list? 'Cause I like cake...)
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Sun May-17-09 11:24 PM
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28. Currently, in Chez Midlo I have peanut butter chocolate cake |
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and Italian cream cake.
Specify and I will PM you some.
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Sun May-17-09 11:02 PM
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20. Oh, congratulations! I just heard your news! |
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You say BABIES? You're having twins? Wow! You're a better man than I, Gunga Din! I'd be spooning out my own guts.
Yes, yes, yes. I know.
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Sun May-17-09 11:03 PM
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21. Quints, to be specific. |
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Sun May-17-09 11:09 PM
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22. REP. All that glitters is not gold. |
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And, all that leaves 5gan's mouth is not the truth.
Not pregnant. Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.
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Sun May-17-09 11:32 PM
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29. 5gan ? He got promoted ? |
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Just last week he was still idiot6.
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Sun May-17-09 11:34 PM
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31. Oh, he is still idiot6. I'm just trying to be nice. |
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Sun May-17-09 11:46 PM
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Sun May-17-09 11:14 PM
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25. *Sob* Thank you, GoG. |
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SOmeone understands the insanity that is the lounge.
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Sun May-17-09 11:19 PM
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26. Have you thought up names for the unbabies yet? |
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:rofl: Herschel? Leviticus?
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