The little boy next door likes me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I talk to him out of my second floor "smoking window".

Right under my window is a side door to my garage.

He leaves one pine cone per day by that door, as a present. I thank him and make a big deal about the pine cones.

He is still in diapers.

Today, he came over and squatted down by the pine cones and did a poopy in his diaper.

I take this as a compliment.

[Common Sense Party]

1. But he didn't leave you the diaper?

He has a lot to learn about gift-giving.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Awww...That's so sweet!

Just like when the cat leaves dead mice on my porch.

[elshiva]

3. Too Much Information.

[marzipanni]

4. He's attempting to deodorize your air space

You didn't take the hint with the nice piney smelling pine cones, so he pooped to tell you smoking smells bad. ;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. My younger one used to hide during the lil squat thingy and say, "You. Don't. See. Me!" I still

crack up over that. :P

How lucky you are to have a li'l guy to leave pine cones for you. :)