I want to start a new Cult with Midlo as our Divinity.But I have a problem.

[jeff30997]

Not with the brainwashing or recruiting parts,I know all the basics.The problem is that I

don't know what name to pick.The Holy Church of the Divine miss M ? The Midlotians of Apocalypse ?

And also what kind of architecture to use for the Temples ? Gothic would be appropriate but

absolutely not original. :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

1. the Divine Miss M is already taken, i'm sure you can up with something, i know i could

it would just take me a while.

[LostinVA]

2. Dear God, no -- she's enough like Tom Cruise as it is

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Thank you for that, L.Ron.

:thumbsup:

[LostinVA]

5. Poor Mr. M -- isolated and brainwashed just like poor Katie

:cry:

[jeff30997]

9. OMG ! OMG !

(Dropping to my knees) It's an Honor to be visited by you, Oh Mighty Ayatollah of Midloness! :P

[elshiva]

11. Here are some of her followers:

[jeff30997]

13. Yeah,I brainwashed them myself.

But I think I need more practice :)

Hey,How are you ? :toast:

[elshiva]

18. You did a great job of brainwashing.

Here's a closeup, this guy is gone:


Eh, I'm okay. How are you honey?

[jeff30997]

22. Oh,I'm pretty OK too but...

in the last few days I had bad experiences with a couple of DUers on GD including a

damn Troll that finally got banned.I really hate confrontations like that (well except the Troll,that

was kind of fun in a strange way).It's very depressing.:(

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Back off, Fred. You're drooling.

:rofl:


:loveya:

[jeff30997]

37. Fred ?

Well ok then.But from now on I'll call you Honey-Bunny! :P

:loveya:

[jeff30997]

4. ROFL!

The Church of Midlology! :rofl:

[LostinVA]

6. I kinda like that

[jeff30997]

15. Now that you mention it.

Yeah,it sounds pretty good.:)

[LeftyMom]

7. The Church of the Clown Car Uterus.

Services will be held at Sam's Club.

[AlCzervik]

8. that's way better and bring your refillable big gulp cup.

[LeftyMom]

10. That way Midlo can get her shopping done while being worshipped. She's a Mother, she multi-tasks.

[jeff30997]

12. Hehehe.

OK,it's now on the list of potential names.

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Hey, the Perrier is cheaper there, ya know.

[jeff30997]

34. Oh,I see.

Pfft!Murkan tap water is not good enough for ya?

What a snob! :P

[madinmaryland]

14. The Midlova's Witnesses. She is always coming to my door to give me a box of wine!

[jeff30997]

16. Well generosity is part of our dogma.

But when the cash begins to flow the box of wine will be replaced by Champagne.:beer:

[jeff30997]

17. I found the perfect building for our Temple:

It have an appropriate S&M appearance.:evilgrin:

Now I'm waiting for DoMildomatrix to give me my official spanking.

[elshiva]

20. Big Silver Boobies.

[KamaAina]

19. Can't find a large enough box of sacramental wine?

:P

[jeff30997]

21. Lol ! Nope but...

it's a Midlodamn good idea.:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

24. We'll need a symbol

I recommend using an image of the large bottle of Barefoot chardonnay, but a simple wine glass would work too. Whatever we choose, it'll have to look nice as a trinket worn on a necklace so we know who the true believers are.

Is the DTM list the same as hell and the BFF list like heaven? I hope so because it's my only chance to get into the good after life place. I'm also cool with the reincarnation concept too.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. You? BFF.

Although Lyric is 'claiming' that DTM actually means Dear to Midlo.

What. a. poser.

[jeff30997]

27. Dear to Midlo ?

Great idea! Here's the official logo:



The brainwashed followers won't realize what hit them.:)

[Midlodemocrat]

29. This would be a perfect opportunity to use the FB

'like this comment' button.

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

32. FB ?!?

The first commandment clearly says:Thou shall not speak of that evil FB.:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

33. What's the second commandment?

[jeff30997]

35. Easy.

Thou shall give all your incomes to The Church of Midlology.:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

38. Great. Now let's have the rest of these commandments please.

BTW, here's a picture of me before the operation:

[Fleshdancer]

28. DTM = dear??? Oh hell no!

It took me months of dedicated ass kissing to get on the BFF list! Now the DTMers think THEY are the chosen ones?

Now that you're a religion, it's time to spell out the consequences of the DTM list. Does it involve the Olive Garden? Rush? What?? If you tell me, I'll totally spread the word and stuff. :D

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Psst. Over here.

they only 'think' they're the chosen ones. No worries.


:rofl:

[jeff30997]

31. The trinket was found !

Dear To Midlo.



Peoples want a loving Divinity for a change.Therefore I will have

to brainwash her as well. :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

36. How dare you twist the meaning of Midlo's DTM list!!!!!

Midlo IS a loving Divinity as long as you don't get on The List. x(

[jeff30997]

39. Really ? Ok then.

Instead of brainwashing how about I give her a shampoo ? :)

[Fleshdancer]

40. That would probably get you on the BFF list

but I suppose it really depends on the type of conditioner you use. :D

[jeff30997]

41. ROFL!

Damn! I didn't know that she had such high standards ! :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

42. Conditioner is irrelevant. Shoulder and neck massages? Obligatory.

[Fleshdancer]

43. that makes sense

actually, I'm all about the scalp massages. I imagine it would be hard to keep anyone on the DTM list after that.