I just got in trouble at McDonalds.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I asked the young woman waiting on me for a Big Mac, with no bun and no beef.

Long story short...the manager kicked my ass.

[dana_b]

1. what is wrong with that???

cheese, veggies and condiments! Yum!! Seriously - did you get tossed out?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Please do not believe any of my posts...

I will usually say when I am being serious. I didn't go to McDonalds. I went to a diner, sat at the counter, and had a hot ham sandwich with fries. :hi:

[dana_b]

7. okay... got it

remember: LeftyFingerPop is habitual liar. ;)

Ham sandwich? over special sauce?? jeez - what a weirdo.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. There is no lying on the internet, there is only embellishment.

There is also truth telling and sincerity.

The sandwich was covered in gravy, and it was delicious. (Now, I would use that smilie with his tongue off to the side to indicate "delicious", but he creeps me out. I hate that smilie almost as bad as these...:thumbsup: :eyes:. Rolling eyes and thumbs up suck. I would kill them if I could).

[dana_b]

11. those are kinds creepy

I also hate this one: :headbang: Does anyone really think that rocks? Is it cool? Maybe it's just me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. That one bothers me if it is used with snark.

Like when someone gives you a false compliment, followed with that smilie.

The rolling eyes really pisses me off...

You know, shit like this...

Oh right, like you are so perfect :eyes:

Maybe you should look in the mirror before calling me that :eyes:

I don't know, maybe it bothers me because I don't roll my eyes at things in real life. I don't even think I know how to roll my eyes, and I'm serious.

[dana_b]

13. Yeah, it's rude

my 19 y.o used to do that 6 years ago but that's normal. When adults do it it's just rude.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. In situations where a lot of people would roll their eyes...

I think I tend to shake my head slightly at the person. And I think that rolling eyes is very rude also...something about it.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Special Orders DO upset them.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Hold the pickle.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Dude!

No sex threads!

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Hold the pickle, won't you let us?

[Rosie1223]

8. I bet you were ok until

you asked for extra sesame seeds.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I bring my own sesame seeds inside an old Sweet "N Low packet.

[KamaAina]

15. Call 911!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I did. When the policeman heard what happened, he kicked my ass also.

[marzipanni]

21. Did the policeman threaten to throw you in the hamburger paddy wagon?

"ggggrrroooaannn" Having a 14-year-old son means I get some :eyes: but we are both a bit :crazy: so it's okay.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. What Would Ronald Do?

Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions shouldn't be too hard to deliver. What the hell is the matter with those guys?

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. That clown is a poor problem solver.

[In_The_Wind]

19. Shame on McDonalds!

Don't they remember the customer is always right?

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. That's what I was trying to tell the policeman.

[azmouse]

22. You should have gone to Wendy's.

Their burgers without a bun and beef are MUCH better. :)

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Actually...

I do prefer Wendy's :)

[Skittles]

23. you want I should kick some Big Mac manager ass, Lefty?

lemme at him

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. I wish you would Skittles...

I know you could do it.

Me? I didn't stand a chance with the guy. :hi: