On the phone with the IRS.

[Midlodemocrat]

I'm turning you all in.

[Debi]

1. why call them? It's not like you've ever paid your taxes anyway

x(

[Midlodemocrat]

2. They called me. We're BFFs.

:eyes:

[Rosie1223]

3. While you have them on the phone give them the heads up

on the 5 new dependents you will be claiming next year.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Ooh, good idea.

:thumbsup:

[struggle4progress]

5. Ask them if income from illegal activities is taxable. If it is, find out if losses from

illegal activities are deductible -- and if losses are not deductible, ask how one becomes exempt from taxes by declaring oneself a "sovereign citizen"

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I'm trying to get myself declared dead.

They're not buying it.

[struggle4progress]

7. You can tell them I said you're dead to me

I don't know what that means, but I heard it somewhere, and maybe it would help here :shrug:

[mainegreen]

8. The Swiss government declared my mom dead earlier this year.

Took two months to clear it up.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Amex declared Mr. dead in Dec. and we just last week

finally got it cleared up and got new cards.

He had to go to Social Security and prove that he was alive.

:rofl:

How funny is that?