LeftyFingerPop
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Wed Jun-03-09 01:55 PM
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I had a dream that a helicopter dropped 400 pounds of crack cocaine into a cage of drunk monkeys. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-03-09 01:55 PM by LeftyFingerPop
No idea where that one came from.
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HopeHoops
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:00 PM
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1. How'd you fight off all the monkeys? |
LeftyFingerPop
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:01 PM
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2. I gently groomed them into submission. |
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:09 PM
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3. That's a lot of lice to snack on! |
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Of course, some things DO give you the munchies.
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:09 PM
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:14 PM
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5. What sort of sicko would clone George Bush and throw them all in a cage? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-03-09 02:14 PM by SteppingRazor
zing!
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:19 PM
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6. And the Republican Party was created.......nt |
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:24 PM
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7. You were probably posting in GD... |
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:27 PM
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The helicopter represents your high school. The cocaine represents your city's mayor. And the monkeys represent Bill Gates.
So, how do you feel about this dream?
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Wed Jun-03-09 02:30 PM
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9. When I was a wee Dogtowner |
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in the days of yore, I'd go to the Municipal Zoo often. It was a really nice zoo, for the time, and there was no fee.
"For the time"... They had open cages for the large primates and people would throw gum or lit cigarettes into the cages. I never saw gum in anyone's fur, but they would chew it and smoke the cigarettes.
Even at 9, I hated seeing those fine gorillas lounging around smoking, the crowd laughing at them...
How's that for a buzz-kill, Chimp-Hater?
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