FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH!

[redqueen]

Since the old image link was broken, I'm reposting this. Hope it inspires some much-needed laughs (or grins at least), and if you don't get it... well... SORRY DS1, OKAY? GAH!

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1. HORNS N SHIT YYYYYEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!1

FUCKING KICKED AND FUCKING REC'D GODDAMN!!1

[redqueen]

3. FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN

FUCKING NARWHALS ARE TOO GOD DAMN BADASSS!

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17. LOOK AT THAT SHIT

IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOUVE SEEN ALL DAY

[eyepaddle]

2. Thanks for the chuckles

GOD DAMN!

[redqueen]

5. FUCKIN NARWHAL

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

FUCKING AWESOME

[eyepaddle]

7. LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WIZARD AND SHIT

also,

AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH

[EastTennesseeDem]

4. fucking stab you goddamn narwhals god---bah

Just not into it today I guess.

[redqueen]

6. *sad trombone*

[fizzgig]

8. my sister didn't know narwhals were real until the smithsonian did an article

i got a good chuckle out of that

[redqueen]

9. Hah... yeah.

So far the list is:

woodchucks
narwhals

Can't wait to find out what the next 'OMG those are real?!' creature is. :)

[fizzgig]

11. i'm giggling that someone didn't know hedgehogs are real

narwhals i can kind of see, but hedgehogs?

:rofl:

[redqueen]

13. ...

[fizzgig]

20. lol

that was a bit before my time

[csziggy]

55. OMG those are real?!

[no name no slogan]

31. I bought that issue of the Smithsonian!

It was last month, I think, wasn't it? Great article, too! :hi:

[fizzgig]

32. it was last month's

and a great article. i got a subscription for christmas, one of the best gifts i got :D

:hi:

[Sigh Sister]

51. OMG. I didn't know they were real.

How did I not know about them?! They look like they're photoshopped! My world has just been turned upside down ......:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

10. Oh my god, I can't believe you're allowed to post such inflammatory stuff here in the lounge!

:grr:

:P

[redqueen]

GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN

EXCEPT IT'S A WHALE GOD DAMN!

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18. AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH

FUCKING AWESOME

[redqueen]

19. FUCKIN SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT

STABBIN BITCH ASS DOLPHINS

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21. NO FUCK YOU DOLPHIN YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON THE NARWHAL YOU JIVE ASS BITCH

FUCK YEAH!!1

[redqueen]

22. BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER!

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25. FUCK YOU TOO MANATEE YOU FUCKING SUCK CANT EVEN DODGE FUCKIN BOATS GODDAMN

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43. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE

YOUR FUCKING POST DOESNT HAVE A FUCKIN NUMBER GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. !

Aint no hoofs on that bitch!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

15. Heheheh...

first time you've seen it?

:hi:

[myrna minx]

14. This is hilarious!

It looks like I picked an awful time to wade into the Lounge, so thanks for the laugh. Back to GD. :hi:

[redqueen]

16. My pleasure... GOD DAMN!

:hi:

[bluedigger]

23. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR

[JTG of the PRB]

24. HA!

:rofl:

Oh, Gods... That was the hardest I've laughed all day. Thank you!

[redqueen]

35. Yay!

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

26. I SO NEEDED TO SEE THIS SHIT TODAY!!!!!

:thumbsup:

[Debi]

27. FUCKING NARWHAL EPIDEMIC!!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7dpat/come_on_boy_penguin_ftw/


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GodSnack 125 points126 points127 points 6 months ago<->

NARWHALES WOULD'VE KA-BOBBED THAT BIRD, POPPED THAT BOAT, AND HORN-RAPED EVERYONE IN IT! FUCK YEAH!!!!

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sweddit 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago* <+> (0 children)
sweddit 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago* <->

AND WOULD'VE FUCKING STABBED THOSE BITCH ASS KILLER WHALES TOO BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN

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MORE!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7gt3o/wwii_very_smart_history_lesson_shown_as_a_gif/

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ssassi7 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago<+> (6 children)
ssassi7 20 points21 points22 points 6 months ago<->

FUCK YEAH

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badjoke33 35 points36 points37 points 6 months ago<+> (5 children)
badjoke33 35 points36 points37 points 6 months ago<->

FUCK YEAH FUCKING COLD AND SHIT BUT STILL FIGHTING

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Sutibu 76 points77 points78 points 6 months ago<+> (4 children)
Sutibu 76 points77 points78 points 6 months ago<->

FUCKIN NARWHALS WITH FUCKIN FURRY HATS ON THE END OF THEIR HORNS FUCK YEAH!

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Recoil42 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago* <+> (1 child)
Recoil42 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago* <->

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, NARWHAL HARPOONS YOU.

AND EVERYWHERE ELSE, BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK ELSE YOU THINK THEY GONNA DO

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[ornotna]

28. FUCKING NARRRWHALS FUCK YEAH!

http://www.redbubble.com/people/thur/t-shirts/3153675-1-narrrwhal-colored

[lightningandsnow]

29. And why can't Lounge threads make the Greatest page?

:rofl:

[stuntcat]

30. Recommendor!

They'll stab you like a MONSTER }(

[BarenakedLady]

33. Thank you redqueen!

I had no clue from where that came.

You rock.

:yourock:

For you...

[redqueen]

34. A bit lean for my tastes...

but he's half naked, so it evens out! :9

:hi:

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36. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE

FUCK THAT NARWHAL MURDERING MOTHER FUCKER THEY AINT GIVE A SHIT THO MAGIC N SHIT LIKE ZOMBIE ASS FLAZARUS BACK FROM THE DEAD MOTHER FUCK!!11!

[skooooo]

37. What the hell?

:rofl:

I don't know what it is, but it's funny.

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38. FUCKIN NARWHAL LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

FUCKING AWESOME

[skooooo]

39. FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS DOLPHINS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING NARWHALS

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40. FUCKING SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBIN BITCH ASS DOLPHINS

BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER

[RetroLounge]

41. GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

RL

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42. IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

FUCK YEAH!!11!

[RetroLounge]

44. FUCKING HORNS!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

RL

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45. GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN

EXCEPT ITS A WHALE GOD DAMN

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46. THEY FUCKING NARWHALS MAN

THEY FUCKING SWIM AROUND AND SHIT THEY AINT SCARED NO ASIANS

[Symarip]

47. THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS

THEY AIN'T SCARED OF NO ASIANS.

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48. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE

MOTHERFUCK USED JIVE ASS PUNCTUATION MARKS WHAT THE FUCK

[redqueen]

49. RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR

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50. I DUNNO HOW THEY DO IT THEY DO IT THOUGH

[Symarip]

52. IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

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53. FUCKING PENGUINS FUCK YEAH

STABBIN JIVE BITCH ASS RED WINGS WHAT THE FUCK!!11!

[Dr. Strange]

54. PENGUINS AINT SCARED NO OSGOOD

I DONT KNOW HOW THEY DID IT BUT DAMN THEY DID IT! RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[malta blue]

56. Wheeeeeeee!

:kick: