Hour two. We've lost a couple, but they still might turn up.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. They played (or tried to play) hide and seek in my house. Um. No.
OH
2. The pizza came and little miss "I WANNA BE FIRST" was pissed because she wasn't.

3. The next one who touches either my laptop which is streaming Sirius or my Bose which is acting as the amplifier/speaker dies. The woods in back are thick enough that I could get away with it for at least a couple of days.

4. We're having cake in the next half hour, so if you want to stream the news from here, you'll probably read about a mom being arrested and hauled off for ganking one of the little urchins because he/she took chocolate cake into the living room. White upholstery and all that.

5. I am running out of alcohol. Can someone air drop it to me?

6. They've abandoned karaoke for dancing. BabyM wants me to go upstairs. Sure. That'll happen. The boys already tried to play tag.

I feel like I am blogging from Iraq.

(Not really literal Larry's.)


More in an hour. If you don't hear from me, divide up my stuff. OH, wait. there isn't any.

Wondering where Mr. is? Upstairs with Dumb and Dumber, the dogs. They however, have had Xanax, so they're asleep and frankly, probably, so is he.

God truly despises me.

[LostinVA]

1. Don't get too stressed -- remember the Quints!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. HAHAHA. You are just buckets of funny.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

4. I'm series -- I care about you, man

[malta blue]

3. OMG

You poor thing. :hug::hug:

[arcadian]

5. Wait, wait, wait, WHAT? WHAT?

This party is coed?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. It's not a sleepover, Sparky. It's a going away party

for her best friend Josh, who is moving to Utah.

[tigereye]

7. teen sleepover! ha ha!

One year when I was still in undergrad, I let my brother and his team-mates (all guys fortunately) stay overnight upstairs in our college apartment. They were going to some sports competition the next day. I must have been high or something when I agreed. It was bedlam ALL NIGHT.

[flvegan]

8. "Lost a couple"???

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Two? THree? I lost count. They all look alike.

[LostinVA]

10. Should we start a "Midlo Bail Bondsman" Paypal thread?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Let's hold off until the actual arrest.

:thumbsup:

Judging by how quickly Mommy and Daddy dropped their snowflakes off? Not sure if they'll miss them.

[TZ]

12. Lol

Either that or lay bets on when the paddy wagon comes to take her away..BTW, I thought she said she had a WHOLE bottle of wine to drink and she's almost out of alcohol?

[LostinVA]

15. Good point re: the wine -- uh oh

:wow:

[Starry Messenger]

13. I bet little miss "I WANNA BE FIRST"

ganked a couple of them. She'll be first next time by god.

[bluedigger]

14. A good culling is good for the species.

You have a sacred duty!