What is your deepest fear? Post here and I will tell you.

[Dr. Strange]

Because I see deep into the hearts and minds of all, and can totally see that kind of shit.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Read my mind, oh strange one.

What do I fear?

[Dr. Strange]

7. Your deepest fear is...

that the one day Chuggo decides to come visit you, your refrigerator will be totally devoid of all mayonnaise-like products.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Damn you are good. I was up all night on that one. nt

[motely36]

2. Fear me

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

9. Your deepest fear is...

that when you die, St. Peter will meet you at the pearly gates, holding a bass guitar. And he'll say, "If you want to get into heaven, you must play the bass line from Rush's song Cygnus X-1."

[motely36]

12. hahahahahaha

we all know I'm going to hell...and not cause of Leddy Gee.

BTW, would this bass line be any different from any of their others???????

[Dr. Strange]

13. Of course it's different. It's quite ominous.

Behold the ominousity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHIgmXGMC5E

[TZ]

19. You know Motely didn't even recognize my facebook pic

as being Geddy Lee. Shameful.

[motely36]

23. That shows how much Rush is beneath my noticing

:hide:

[backtoblue]

3. I'm fearless.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Your deepest fear is...

that you have no fear, which makes you fearful, and creates a contradictory recursive loop that will destroy all works of art created before 1980.

[backtoblue]

17. Whew! What a relief...

that I wasn't born until 1980!!! What a waste of beautiful art that would've been!!!

:rofl:

[Rising Phoenix]

93. oooo, that a good one!

[BeachBaby]

4. Lay it on me.

[Dr. Strange]

18. Your deepest fear is...

that had you gone through with your party, the resulting disturbance of the peace would have resulted in you being arrested, tried, and ultimately sentenced to community service. The community service being: perform as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader for two seasons. (-44-6)

[TZ]

5. Okay.

Hint: tomorrow I get my boobs squished doc....

[Symarip]

6. You fear the boob squishing machine

I win.

[TZ]

8. LOL!

Although maybe if I knew a certified boobologist like Dr. Strange was there I wouldn't be afraid...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

20. I am a boob squishing machine!

FUCK YEAH! SQUEEZING AND SHIT!

[Symarip]

28. FUCK YOU TOO AREOLA

CANT AVOID A FUCKING BOOBIE SQUISHING MACHINE GODDAMN

[TZ]

31. Alright...

Now I'm going to be thinking of this post tomorrow and probably crack up laughing as they put me in the machine. Thanks for nothing Symarip! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

33. The nurse is going to totally freak out...

when you start singing, "Jesus is a friend of mine--FUCK YEAH!"

[Dr. Strange]

24. Your deepest fear is...

that George Bush and Dick Cheney will finally be brought before a world court to stand trial for their crimes. They will be found guilty, and sentenced to twenty years of strenuous labor, including weekly performances of nekkid yoga--which YOU must oversee and direct.

Did I mention they would be nekkid?

[TZ]

25. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Damn, Darth Dust Range, you know the darkest fears of all......"nekkid Dick Cheney"...:scared:

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Do your worst.

[Dr. Strange]

26. Your deepest fear is...

that everyone will find out that your DU password is "shinyspanker" and that everyone will start posting from your account.

[Name removed]

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Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I fear nothing.

[TZ]

16. Oh this one ought to be good

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

30. Your deepest fear is...

that 27 13-year-olds will return to your house again. And again. And again.

[CreekDog]

76. Chrylser will stop making minivans

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

84. No worries. This is my last one anyway.

:rofl:

Fun sucker.

[CreekDog]

85. What's your next car going to be?

assuming you get out of the Midlo-Shuttle business. :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

87. LOL. No clue. It's at least 10 years off.

My van only has 20,000 miles on it and I bought it in November of 2006.

[Dr. Strange]

88. CreekDog SUCKS. SUCK, SUCK, SUCK!!!

Er hat das fun gesukt.

[TZ]

89. !

You need some red font for that though...:rofl:

[Strong Atheist]

21. There are so many, it is hard to pick... nt.

[Dr. Strange]

32. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll forget to include Skinner on your MILESTONES thread when he passes 50000 posts, and in his anger, he tombstones you from DU and also convinces the local pizza places to stop delivering to your house.

[Strong Atheist]

47. !

:wow:

You are right, and I didn't even realize it till you made me aware of it!

I had better be careful about that...

[cloudbase]

22. Waking up next to

Ann Coulter.

[Dr. Strange]

34. Your deepest fear is...

waking up to Ann Coulter, and hearing her go on and on about how awesome the three-way with Rush Limbaugh was.

[cloudbase]

37. Shoot me now! nt

[backtoblue]

71. horrid

:scared:

[mcctatas]

29. I am fecking fearless!

and nothing you say can change that (unless there are spiders, or maybe snakes, and as long as it isn't dark where I am :P )

[Dr. Strange]

35. Your deepest fear is...

that President Obama decides to create an Art Czar to guide the future of America's artistic endeavor. And after careful deliberation, he chooses the but-tutcher.

In a related note, this is also my greatest dream.

[mcctatas]

41. OMG!

If you need me, I will be sobbing and quaking in my bunk!

:scared:

[Shell Beau]

36. You'll never guess!

:P

[Dr. Strange]

38. Your deepest fear is...

that Bella starts posting at DU when she becomes an adult, and starts posting pics of you in her sigline.

[Shell Beau]

43. Hahaha! Sounds eerily familiar!

[BarenakedLady]

39. 'k

[Dr. Strange]

40. Your deepest fear is...

that one day, while shopping at the mall, you see Ed Robertson. So you run up to him to get his autograph, and he says, "Okay, but first you're gonna have to put some clothes on."

[BarenakedLady]

42. Ha!

:D

[HopeHoops]

44. Okay, I'm ready.

Just nothing involving narwhals, breast feeding, Olive Garden, or cheese sandwiches. Wait, try to avoid anything about dancing naked with a salad shooter too.

[Dr. Strange]

45. Your deepest fear is...

being kidnapped, dumped in a space ship, and taken to a terra-forming station on Mars, where the only television signal you receive is from the Fox New satellite.

[TZ]

48. !

BEST.ONE.YET! :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

50. Actually, that doesn't frighten me at all - sounds pretty cool.

I don't watch TV so I would just leave it turned off.

Try again.

[Dr. Strange]

52. Your other deepest fear...

is that I will hunt you down and pull all of your leg- and armhairs out for not liking my original deepest fear.

[HopeHoops]

53. Okay, that is frightening!

:scared:

[Inchworm]

46. Do me, Dr. Strange.

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

51. No, that's MY deepest fear.

:P

Your deepest fear is that the French will take over the internet, and (due to your username) you are put on trial for crimes against the metric system.

[Inchworm]

55. hehe

:rofl:

I did have a dream about rainbow frogs.. hmm...

I blame Craig Ferguson!!

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

49. Okay...

:)

[Dr. Strange]

54. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll be kidnapped by Captain Jack Sparrow, fed candy by Willy Wonka, and forced to watch Ed Wood movies while being tickled by Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd.

Oh, wait, no. That's your Deppest fear.

[lizziegrace]

72. You're good!!

:rofl:

[taterguy]

56. I'd like to know what I'm afraid of

[Dr. Strange]

59. Your deepest fear is...

that everyone will find out that you wrote the song "Afternoon Delight."

[TZ]

61. .

True story..One of the members of the band that did that song is my sister's neighbor...

[redwitch]

138. While driving aimlessly in a Ford Escalade.

:-)

[Sigh Sister]

57. Your very funny Dr Strange! I'm new here so I'm putting your powers to the test.

[Dr. Strange]

62. Your deepest fear is...

that America will be taken over by a fundamentalist faction of the Carrot Top Fan Club. You'll find that this is also a fear of many of us here in the Lounge.

[Sigh Sister]

64. Get Out!!! You just sent chills down my spine. How do you do it?

ROTFL!

[lost-in-nj]

58. Dr. Dr. give me the news

:)


lost

[Dr. Strange]

63. Your deepest fear is...

that your next door neighbor will ask to borrow your car, but won't guarantee that it will come back in one piece.

[bicentennial_baby]

60. Go for it

[Dr. Strange]

66. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll lose your job because your university announces that they will start calculating GPA using calculus and imaginary numbers, and that consequently you GPA was calculated incorrectly, and you did NOT in fact graduate summa cum laude.

[bicentennial_baby]

68. Ack!!!

:scared: <----------- does not like "i".

x(

[Lyric]

65. Have at it.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

67. Your deepest fear is...

that all poetry will be replaced with math formulas.

[Lyric]

73. OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

              :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Rising Phoenix]

69. I'd like to try to see you pierce my mind....bwahahahhaha

do your worst!

[jeff30997]

70. Unfortunately the Doctor is out and I'm in charge of your case.

:evilgrin:

[Rising Phoenix]

92. So what are your qualifiacations, doc?

[jeff30997]

95. I went to the prestigious Palin University.

Where we had to practice scull piercing while chanting : Drill Baby Drill! :P

[Rising Phoenix]

96. lol

I hear you can see Russia from there!

[jeff30997]

97. Yep.

And the moose mousse is excellent.:)

[Dr. Strange]

77. Your deepest fear is...

that I leave jeff30997 in charge of your case. That dude is a total quack!

[jeff30997]

86. Thanks but I had a good teacher.

Herr Professor. :P

[Rising Phoenix]

91. lol

I really do hate quacks! Wow. That is amazing!

[Jamastiene]

74. Oooooh, ooooooh! Do me, Oh Strange One.

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

80. Your deepest fear is...

that the government will pass a law requiring clothes to be worn at all times--even in the privacy of your own home.

[Jamastiene]

81. Aaaaaaaaaah!!!

You nailed it. That WOULD terrify me. :scared:

[Dr. Strange]

82. "You nailed it."

[TZ]

83. LOL!

I can't believe I'm the only one to rec this thread. Its fucking brilliant my friend...:hi:

[jeff30997]

90. Yep.I just rec it..

Brilliant indeed.And fucking hilarious too.:)

[CreekDog]

75. Okay

:shrug: :eyes:

[TZ]

78. I can do this.

That if you REALLY listened to Rush you would LIKE THEM...BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Dr. Strange]

79. Your deepest fear is...

that I'll tell the TRUE story of why you don't like Rush. (Actually, that's kinda a fear of Midlo's too, what with her role.)

[flvegan]

94. Have at it, DuhStrange.

[Dr. Strange]

99. Your deepest fear is...

Lost and Haruka going at it in the room next door--a door made of steak--and you get to watch if you chew a hole in the steak door. Your head goes all smoky like Norman in that Star Trek episode:

[flvegan]

101. I'm not physically unable

to eat steak. I'm getting through that door!

[Dr. Strange]

102. Really, all you need to do...

is gnaw on enough meat to form a hole big enough to stick the camera's lens through. Just make sure the batteries are charged.

[FarLeftRage]

98. I'm game...

Let me know.

[Dr. Strange]

100. Your deepest fear is...

poodles wearing berets. For some reason you seem to believe that beret-wearing-poodles will herald the end of the universe.

[nomorenomore08]

127. ZOMG!!! APOCALYPSE!!666!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jekloZxkbro/SK8agBN5MUI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/syLi3kqXJzA/s400/dogs+in+berets.jpg

[Xipe Totec]

103. My deepest fear

well, second biggest fear, is that you won't reply to my post. :scared:
































my biggest fear is that I may not be paranoid enough to survive....

[Dr. Strange]

104. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll find out about our weekly "What Can We Do To Destroy Xipe Totec?" meeting in the Mystery Forum down in the basement that you've always been afraid to enter. Fortunately, we've been pretty good at keeping it a secret from you.















P.S. Don't go into the Mystery Forum.

[Xipe Totec]

105. I was afraid of that already....

You'll have to try harder.....

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

106. I was afraid you were already afraid of that.

I'll have to bring it up at the next meeting.

Seriously, don't go into the Mystery Forum. We had a reactor leak there. Give us a few weeks to lock it down. Large leak...very dangerous.

[panader0]

107. I can't find all of my old Doctor Strange comic books

Even the "All Seeing Eye Of Aggamoto" cannot see them. Oh Shit!

[Dr. Strange]

109. Your deepest fear is...

that upon falling asleep, a caterpillar will hang you up to dry out, then crumble you up and smoke you.

[nomorenomore08]

128. I want MY ashes smoked in a hookah, dammit!

:evilgrin:

[Kali]

108. ...

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

110. Your deepest fear is...

that you will spend so much time reading DU that the text will start to fade and eventually disappear, leaving you to wonder, "What was typed? What did I miss? Where is my beautiful car?? This is not my beautiful house!"

[Kali]

111. !

it's happening now! monitor fatigue or something:rofl:

beautiful car and house? not so much - never had those

[Bertha Venation]

112. What is my deepest fear, o Strange one?

Hit me with your best shot.

[Dr. Strange]

114. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll be reincarnated as a bat.

Fortunately, you'll live a long (second) life, since you'll belong to the Washington Natinals.

[TZ]

116. HEY!!!!

:grr:

[Dr. Strange]

118. Hate the fear, not the fearmongerer.

[woo me with science]

113. Help me?

Please?

[Dr. Strange]

115. Your deepest fear is...

being asked to judge a bikini contest, where the contestants are all players from the NFL.

[woo me with science]

120. News to me!

My husband is rolling on the floor laughing. :)

[Dr. Strange]

122. That's probably his deepest fear too.

[woo me with science]

124. LOL....No doubt.

:)

[TZ]

121. EEP! Creekdog FAIL alert!

:rofl: You totally missed on this one Doc!

[Dr. Strange]

123. I disagree.

No sane person would desire to judge a bikini contest involving NFL players. Have you ever seen a lineman wearing a two-piece? It ain't pretty.

[DarkTirade]

117. Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men?

[Dr. Strange]

125. The Shadow knows:

Your deepest fear is that Jedi becomes a recognized religion, but that the council won't let you train, because you're too old and there is too much fear in you.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to posting in GD.

[mamaleah]

119. Is this going to cost me $1.99 a minute?

Because I'd like to offer you a plate of cookies instead as payment.

[Dr. Strange]

126. Your deepest fear is...

that you WILL pay a lot for that muffler.

[mamaleah]

143. LOL!!!!

You got me!

[reyd reid reed]

129. What you don't know and all that...

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

131. Your deepest fear is...

that this thread will be locked before you find out what your deepest fear is. Fortunately, you made it in before the lock.

[reyd reid reed]

139. Whew...now I'll be able to sleep.

That was a close one.

:P

[AllenVanAllen]

130. What is my deepest fear Dr.?

I need your wisdom... :think:

[Dr. Strange]

132. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll win the Bulwer-Lytton Contest, and in the ensuing celebrity you'll end up married to Courtney Love.

[AllenVanAllen]

133. I knew it

Thank you Dr. Strange!

[TK421]

134. So what am I afraid of?

:)

[Dr. Strange]

140. Your deepest fear is..

that once you've completely shaved your scrotum, the Ewoks will take their peanut butter and--HEY! Why aren't you at your post?

[redwitch]

135. I am far too terrified of your magical powers to post here.

oops.

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

141. Your deepest fear is...

that you won't live to see the completion of the musical "Saucy Jack."

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

136. Yeah? Hit me Doc

[Dr. Strange]

142. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll win the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes, but while Ed McMahon is giving you the oversized check, he slips on your property and dies. America will vilify you greatly, although you'll be rich.

[applegrove]

137. What about me Dr.?

[Dr. Strange]

144. Your deepest fear is...

that you'll be asked to write the next Adam Sandler movie.