Post something to encourage me to go cut the grass

[underpants]

it is 89 degree with 68% humidity with a 6 MPH wind here in Richmond

Hot as..... well you know

Looking out the window the trees aren't moving. Very very hot.

Something you know, jazzy...what the hep kids like

[HopeHoops]

1. Wait, isn't that the asshole from the community association outside in that SUV?

Taking pictures even?

At LEAST take the mower out and pretend to put gas in it! You do NOT want those assholes coming to your door!

[arbusto_baboso]

2. You can have a couple beers after you finish with the lawn.

That's usually all the incentive I need.

[underpants]

5. Yes

there is an ice cold Miller in the fridge awaiting me

calling my name

[Rosie1223]

3. You just need one of these:

I'm sure mrs. underpants would understand.

[jobycom]

4. Blades of grass are like tiny little bushes. nt

[lost-in-nj]

6. Matcom wouldn't let a little thing like

heat stop him from cutting the grass or raking the leaves.....





:hide:



lost

[Auggie]

7. Let it grow really tall

[ThomCat]

23. Thats's not tall grass. Those are just really tiny people.

:P

[Auggie]

25. Good eye

:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

8. The faster it is done the faster you can get beer.

[CreekDog]

9. How 'bout them cliques!

:rofl: :hide:

[snooper2]

10. good workout get going now!

:)

[Rambis]

11. One of these before

As many as you want after-:toast:

[LynneSin]

12. Isn't that kid old enough for manual labor around the house yet

I mean why else have kids if not to do manual labor?

[underpants]

15. She's at daycare

(thinking) you know if I could like 10 of the those 3 year olds maybe they could PULL the lawnmower with me a twelve-pack riding on top


Hmmmmmm

Okay.... how to reverse the entire progressive movement in the next 2 hours.... :think:

[Enrique]

13. your unkempt lawn is making this kitty sad

[eyepaddle]

14. Could I post something to encourage you to cut the cheese instead? eom

[underpants]

16. Done

:fart:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. It's been a record year for ticks so far...

especially the ones that carry Lyme Disease.

They love tall grass.

[Richardo]

18. I'd hire it out...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19901693/

[underpants]

20. OOooh!

yes!

[Swede]

19. I didn't know you spoke French?!?

Go ahead and give the coup de grâce to the grass.

[abq e streeter]

21. if you don't cut it, the terrorists win

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Did you vote, FReeper?

I did.

:woohoo:

[underpants]

32. I did, Hitler

I voted for Deeds

[ohiosmith]

24. FUCK THE GRASS!

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[underpants]

31. I DID

THEY SAID ALL THE STAFFERS WERE BUSY

[3.14158675309]

26. You might find a car

[Renew Deal]

27. YOUR LAWN SUCKS! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!

AND YOUR NEIGHBORS HATE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

30. Is it the Ron Paul sign?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

28. Just go cut the fuckin' grass.

Then come over and cut mine too. (there might be some dog shit to pick up first...)

[lizziegrace]

29. I've mowed 1 1/2 acres over the last two days

and have about as much left. ;-)

Get out there and mow! :P

[underpants]

33. So are you half done or half finished?

Engineer answer: the time allotment is not sufficient for the task