Wow - Heather Graham

[ChickMagic]

She's as dumb as a day old turd.
..............

What's not working for her is levitation, although Graham claims she has a goal to do that:

So far I've only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendental meditation and there is a phase where you're meant to lift off the ground. It hasn't happened yet. I'll manage it one day. In fact, I'm aiming beyond levitation. I want to be able to fly like a superhero. I won't be happy until I can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered.



So, guys and gals, can you overlook the overwhelming stupidity?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/07/heather-graham...

[MilesColtrane]

1. Could be stupidity, or could be tongue in cheek.

The printed word doesn't really tell all.

To preserve my fantasy, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt for now.

[ChickMagic]

24. Make it part of your fantasy

She's into tantric sex, so it would slow down the
ol' machine, huh?

[MilesColtrane]

28. The ol' machine has many gears, not just Overdrive.

[underpants]

32. This reminds me of how disappointed I was when her TV show was cancelled after 1 episode

I was REALLY looking forward to seeing her each and every week

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[AwakeAtLast]

3. That new phrase has come in so handy lately.......

Still, I must give you this:


:spank:

[jeff30997]

11. Hey that must be fun to see.

When she's in levitation you give her a good push and watch her spin at 2000 RPMs.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Perhaps she could have levitated herself out of Austin Powers 2 ....

....and replaced herself with a better actress.

[ChickMagic]

23. Awww

I liked her in that. She was over the top, for sure, but the role
kind of demanded it. Otherwise, how could she compete with Mike Meyers?

[aikoaiko]

5. roller girl

She has already made her best contribution to this world.

[siligut]

6. Maybe you ought to see "Killing Me Softly".

I like how she doesn't mind getting naked.

[jeff30997]

7. I doesn't mind getting naked either.

Like when I take a shower for example.What makes her so special.:rofl:

[siligut]

10. She does it in front of the camera and she is beautiful.

I am sure you are beautiful too, but I haven't seen you in any films sans clothing; have I?

[jeff30997]

13. Lol! No I'm sure you didn't but...

But I was just joking.Sorry.It won't happen again.:blush:

[siligut]

17. I am joking too, come on...

This is the lounge. :hi:

[jeff30997]

18. Whew ! Cool!

:hi:

[Dogtown]

12. tits, jeff

i bet hers are prettier than yours.

[jeff30997]

14. Mm.I think I'll edit that post.

[Dogtown]

16. :smirk:

:hi:

[Dogtown]

9. Some would argue

for Drugstore Cowboys.

Some might mention Grindhouse.

More entertainment than thespian-ship, but *fine* entertainment.

[aikoaiko]

27. Grindhouse? She was in Grindhouse?

:scratching beard trying to recall:

[Dogtown]

30. Yes

The anesthetist, in "Planet Terror".

[Dogtown]

34. Apologies, aikoaiko

That was *not* Heather Graham in Planet Terror.

Wiki says Dogtown is a liar!

[jobycom]

8. People believe in strange things.

Gods, JFK conspiracy theories, supply-sided economics... She wants to stop murders, more power to her. :rofl:

There's also the likelihood that she's being a touch ironic, or at least metaphorical.

[ChickMagic]

20. Grindhouse was awesome!

She can memorize words. That's something in her favor. :)

[Dogtown]

15. At least her thing

is levitation and tantric sex. She could be pimping Jesus and double-tapping moose...


Shirley McClain believes in reincarnation. Some might take issue w/that, few would question her ability. I like Heather's work. I make no pretension at being a film-critic. C'mon, most of it is *just* entertainment. If you can do better, I'll tune in Cinemax to watch you, too.

[XemaSab]

29. She could be into Scientology...

:scared:

[Dogtown]

31. Damn, XemaSab

Serious buzz-kill.

:cry:

[baldguy]

19. Um ... she's not famous because of her IQ.

[ChickMagic]

21. She's not?

Well, I forgive her for Austin Powers - was it 1 or 2. I actually liked her in that.

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. Yogic hopping, Yogic flying.

Both are in the Maharishi's book. It also states on page 80-something that you can gain psycyhic powers by practicing his techniques.

Decide for yourself. ;)

[ChickMagic]

25. I've seen the levitation

People hop on their butts like toad frogs. They call that levitation.

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. As Douglas Adams said,

Flying is just a matter of throwing yourself at the ground, and missing.

Sounds like a good way to convince yourself to leave the ground, this butt-dancing...

[EvolveOrConvolve]

33. The link is broken

As long as she's naked, I don't care if she flies to the fucking moon provided I get to watch.

[ChickMagic]

35. Try this - the old one worked before. Hmmm.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/07/heather-graham-tantric-se_n_212240.html

[Quantess]

36. Maybe she's done a lot of weird drugs.

Possibly, she's trying to be humorous?

[slay]

37. I love Heather Graham

So she's a bit whacky, no big. Most people are somewhat crazy in some form or another. Still love her though. :)

[ChickMagic]

38. I like her too

She was great in that movie with Steve Martin - I can't remember the
name of it. She looks great and seems to be a sweet person, but kinda
dumb. Like you say, no biggie. Certainly not a deal breaker.