Medicine - Based on the evidence...

[Xipe Totec]

Fact: In Japan, where they consume very little fatty food, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.

Fact: In France, where they consume a lot of fatty food, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.

Fact: In Iran, where they consume very little red wine, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.

Fact: In Spain and Italy, where the consume red wine morning, noon, and night, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.

Fact: In Algeria, where they hardly make love at all, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.

Fact: In Brazil, where sex is the national pastime, the incidence of heart attacks is less than in England, Australia, or the United States.


CONCLUSION:

Drink, eat, and screw all you want because, apparently, speaking English is the principal cause of heart attacks....











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[TZ]

1. lol!

I got that in my inbox the other day..:)

[Xipe Totec]

4. Dang!

And here I went and translated it from Spanish all over again!

:P

[suninvited]

2. why don't they make love much in Algeria? nt

[Xipe Totec]

3. Only for non-recreational purposes