Real Men Eat Steak and Eggs for Breakfast

[datasuspect]

and as long as real men smoke for flavor, they'll reach for Marlboro.

Welcome to Flavor Country!

(horses, cows, etc.)

[backtoblue]

1. did you read that on a waffle house menu???

:evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

2. Steak and eggs and eggs and steak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7YV9Ok6-1Y

[Javaman]

3. Real men have open heart surgery for lunch. nt

[datasuspect]

8. real men have open heart surgery,

laugh, then down a shot and smoke a camel.

[johnnie]

21. Real men give *themselves* open heart surgery

THEN down a shot and smoke a camel.

[datasuspect]

23. you're a true american, buckaroo

we should saddle up and rustle some cattle.

[johnnie]

27. After I'm done testing this branding iron on my own ass

The we can do some rustlin'

[NJmaverick]

4. Did you confirm that here?

http://www.amazon.com/Manly-Handbook-Tr-Schechter/dp/0425056473

[madinmaryland]

10. Once is enough, Dude!

:D

[NJmaverick]

32. mouse key was broken

:hide:

[NJmaverick]

5. Did you confirm that here?

http://www.amazon.com/Manly-Handbook-Tr-Schechter/dp/0425056473

[NJmaverick]

6. Did you confirm that here?

http://www.amazon.com/Manly-Handbook-Tr-Schechter/dp/0425056473

[CreekDog]

7. Real men don't live as long as Real Women

:D

[old mark]

9. What?

[CreekDog]

12. oops.

:hide: :rofl:

[old mark]

17. Too much syrup on them pancakes CD......nt

[Deep13]

20. That's always been true...

...except for all the child-birth deaths before modern medicine, of course. Lately, the gap has become narrow because fewer men are in dangerous professions or do self-destructive things like smoke. On the other hand, women have long since joined men in those bad habits and in stressful jobs. Still, on average the women do live a bit longer.

[Swede]

11. With fried potatoes on the side.

[datasuspect]

13. that picture tastes like freedom

[Swede]

15. I love a heaping helping of freedom for breakfast.

The only thing missing is cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.

[datasuspect]

16. and onions

onions, the garnish of a free people.

[Captain Hilts]

25. Hollandaise sauce???

[datasuspect]

26. that's calf suet pardner

[Captain Hilts]

30. Yeah, right!

[old mark]

14. I eat steak for breakfast on the orders of my

cardiologist. He favors a South Beach type of diet.

Works great so far - my blood sugar is way down, and steak beats the hell out of oatmeal.


mark

[Deep13]

18. I don't smoke, but I do like steak and eggs. nt

[jobycom]

19. And us fake men who can still perform keep your real wives happy while you are in the hospital.

[datasuspect]

24. real men prefer the company of other real men

just saying.

[jobycom]

28. We'll keep them happier, too!

Until lunch time. :(

[Quantess]

22. I guess real men get food coma after breakfast, too.

[UndertheOcean]

29. Real men don't need such unsubstantial stuff to establish their sordid masculinity

[DS1]

31. I've always found breakfast steak to be the utter garbage they couldn't sell the night before

a big slice of ham is where it's at