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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 05:12 PM
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"The Comfort Wipe allows you to maintain your dignity while you maintain your personal hygiene"
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:52 PM
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1. For Pete's Sake...I hadn't really planned to eat the tissue after I'm done.
"Never touch a Dirty Toilet Tissue"

Gosh...I usually play with mine after I've wiped my butt. :)
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 09:14 PM
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2. Great..now we are too American to wipe our own ass. We "need" a tool to do it.
I think I will stick with the "unsanitary" cleanliness.
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 09:21 PM
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3. But what does Vince think?
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 08:06 AM
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4. I have seen the commercial
I'm still not sure this isn't a joke
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 08:11 AM
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5. Extend your reach a full 18"?
Jeebus. Under what circumstance would that be necessary? :crazy:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 09:11 AM
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7. Bariatric patients.
just saying.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 09:41 AM
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8. I'm going to have to look that up.
"Bariatric."
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 09:42 AM
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9. obesity
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 08:14 AM
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6. The best part is the older woman
Usin' her bedroom voice and all...how seductive can one be when talking about wiping your ass?
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 10:04 AM
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13. We just found out, didn't we?
Makes me think of Tim Meadows' SNL "Ladies Man" character..."Hey, how y'all doin' tonight? I'm doing fine...I've got my Courvoisier and I'm wiping my ass with a stick. Oh, we have a call...and it looks like it's from a LADY..."

:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 09:52 AM
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10. Gang. This is probably marketed towards the elderly and the infirm.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 09:58 AM
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11. One of my dearest family members has Crohn's disease.
If you had ever once had to walk a 27 year old woman out of a store wrapped in a coat while she cried in embarassment. If you witnessed the scars that criss cross her abdomen (where they removed lengths of her intestines) making it impossible for her to bend comfortably... you would understand the need for this. Please think.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-15-09 10:00 AM
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12. +1
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