I took a photo of Haruka this morning before she had her first cup of coffee

[LostinVA]

[Shell Beau]

1. She is going to kill you.

She actually looks nicer than I would expect! :rofl: :P

[LostinVA]

5. She's out walking one of the dogs right now -- hahahaha

She ACTS like the evil Zuni Doll when she first gets up. For creal.

:scared:

[Shell Beau]

11. That would be me also. I am a cranky asshole when I first wake up.

I generally don't speak for about an hour. But now with little delta kitten, I have to be happy first thing!

[LostinVA]

13. You two are separated at birth

[LostinVA]

19. And she gets all like, "just because it's early isn't an excuse to be a bitch to me"

Umm...excuse me, but yes it is.

It's not my fault that she's one of those freakish morning people.

[LostinVA]

22. That was Haruka posting

[Starry Messenger]

28. That just makes it more funny.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

29. I know!!!

She was like,"I thought you signed me in because you handed me the computer. You suck."

[Shell Beau]

44. I was wondering there for a second. I thought that would be something

my husband would say to me! :rofl:

[LostinVA]

47. I think MrShell and I would get along!

[Shell Beau]

54. You and Dade are 2 peas in a pod, and Haruka and I are too!

Go figure!

[LostinVA]

71. I like MrShell

[Shell Beau]

23. Yeah, I hate happy morning people.

WTF are you happy about so damn early in the morning anyway?

But it doesn't matter what time I wake up, I will be grumpy for about an hour.

[LostinVA]

30. I just bounce out of bed, make some tea, and sing to the dogs every morning

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. And this is why I hate you in the morning

[Jamastiene]

55. There is something seriously WRONG with morning people.

People who are all happy and shit first thing in the morning are risking their lives if they do it around me. I am NOT a morning person. Fuck daytime altogether, if I have my say. :hangover:

[Shell Beau]

57. Amen sista!!

:toast:

[AlCzervik]

2. you suck.

i just took a sip if iced coffee right as i saw that.

[LostinVA]

6. Have an angel hole to make yourself feel better

[AlCzervik]

9. i'm stuffing a shrapnel bomb in one right now, i saw it on Epicurious.

[cherish44]

3. We were possibly seperated at birth then

:donut:

[LeftyMom]

4. Poor flmegan.

Your deceptive thread title made him waste hand lotion. :cry:

[LostinVA]

7. That's the first thing I thought of

[LeftyMom]

12. You're thinking about hot dudes spanking it?

Does Haruka know?

[LostinVA]

14. She knows I adore John Stamos

[LostinVA]

20. Despite this, you don't want me to sleep with Johnny Depp

Hypocrite.

[LeftyMom]

21. Sign out, you're on your wifey's account.

[LostinVA]

24. I just told her that

:eyes:

[Xipe Totec]

8. ROFL!

:rofl:

[old mark]

10. Keerist!!! Better give her a few donuts, too...

:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:



Good luck when she comes back home.....

:hide:

mark

[LostinVA]

15. uh oh -- she just asked for the laptop (mine isn't working right)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. Actually, it's just fine

A douchebag is holding the power cord hostage. We've got to gank her.

[LostinVA]

16. Fuck you with a rusty spork

Cause you know you ain't getting any from me tonight.

[LostinVA]

25. That was Haruka posting

[Sigh Sister]

17. She'.... uh....very.....

short. :)

[LostinVA]

27. We're actually the same height

hehehehe

[lost-in-nj]

18. this one from Trirogy of terror

scared the shit out of me



do you have a medallion???? :scared: :scared:


lost

[LostinVA]

26. When hers falls off, it gets REALLY scary

[Xipe Totec]

31. Is this the after video?

http://www.esquire.com/video/#v21845810001

[LostinVA]

32. Okay, Flvegan just got the lotion

[RetroLounge]

61. Like Megan, I'll be in my bunk...

:wow:

RL

[LostinVA]

72. I joined you

[RetroLounge]

80. Oh, make all my Librarian fantasies come true!

:loveya:

RL

[LostinVA]

81. I even have my reading glasses on right now

[RetroLounge]

82. Oh God, I just twitched...

:wow:

RL

[LostinVA]

83. So did Haruka

(woman do too, you know)

[RetroLounge]

86. Oh, I know quite well...

:hug:

RL

[LostinVA]

88. Just checking

:pals:

[Bassic]

33. ROFL

That is all.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. OMFG

Where the fuck have you been?

[Bassic]

37. Here and there,

But mostly there :P

I don't know I guess I just got really busy with real life. I do miss this place a whole dam lot, though. How have you been?

[LostinVA]

36. OMG! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU THE OTHER DAY, MON AMI!

Where the heck have you been??? How are you???

[Bassic]

38. As I was telling your lovely wife,

I've been busy with life. Mostly with watching my kid grow up, and I changed jobs a few times. I'm in a good place now. How have you been my friend?

[LostinVA]

40. Not bad

We bought a house, which is a fixer-upper, bought another Border Collie, and all kinds of other things.

How is your wife and the now-not-so-little baby?

[Bassic]

41. They're all doing pretty great.

My wife just finished her Teacher's College and can now become a full fledged teacher. As for my boy, he just turned 3 and let's say he's a handful. :D I have a hard time getting him to stay off his tricyle while inside the house :D

[LostinVA]

46. God, I can't believe he's three already!

[elshiva]

39. Scariest Picture EVER!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ulxygaqurII/RsXIYRZV6QI/AAAAAAAAAVk/_ETpaPzb3zc/s320/lolbuffy_byQ_4+-+Zach.jpg

[mainegreen]

43. ....

:rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

45. *snort*

[Midlodemocrat]

48. She's prettier than I remember.

[LostinVA]

50. It's the new haircut

[mainegreen]

53. that post is almost ninja like in quality

[flvegan]

49. She's really short before her coffee.

[Skittles]

51. you want I should kick some caffeine-deprived Haruka ass, LostinVA?

I'm STOKED just thinking about it

[LostinVA]

52. DO IT!!!!!!

I'll give you a cup of freshly French-pressed coffee afterwards.

[Jamastiene]

56. Yer just ASKING FOR IT.

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

58. No makeup either, right?

[Pacifist Patriot]

67. Nah, I can tell. That's post-makeup. Just pre-caffeine.

;)

[jmowreader]

68. If that's POST makeup, I see I'm going to have to get dispatched to New Jersey

How far do they live from Elizabeth? I seem to spend way too much time there.

[LostinVA]

73. 30-40 minutes if no traffic

[jmowreader]

84. That sounds good, I could park away from the shipper...

and be down there by 6:30am when they open, no problem at all.

Unfortunately, I can't pick up in Elizabeth first because the only thing I ever haul out of there is Heineken, and thanks to your state's liquor control laws I've got to get the load across the state line before the end of the day--out-of-state haulers can only get one-day NJ liquor permits. Every other state we are permitted to haul liquor in, we have standing permits for. It's a pain, but what are you gonna do?

BTW, are there any truck stops in your area? I absolutely despise driving into residential areas.

[LostinVA]

89. There's actually a few right on and off highway close to us

One is where our ex Gov used to have his "homosexual trysts."

[LostinVA]

74. I gotta live with this every day, man

:scared:

[Sky Masterson]

59. She has great teeth

:hide:

[old mark]

60. ...and a winning smile!

:P

mark

L I Va - I was you, I'd have coffee going ALL the time....

:eyes:

mark

[LostinVA]

75. I just bought an industrial-sized bean grinder

I'm reading the directions now. I think they're in Portuguese.

[cwydro]

62. That looks a lot like me

before my first cup, lol.

[LanternWaste]

63. Are those...

Are those your Capri pants she's wearing? It kind of looks like it to me, but it's a little hard to tell from the bad lighting-- they could just be your leg warmers....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LostinVA]

76. I wonder who this is on Ignore

[BurtWorm]

64. That woman never takes a bad picture.

:thumbsup:

[Deep13]

65. Ou la la! *click* *save*

[Iggo]

66. She's gonna stab you in the foot.

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

69. ...

:spray:

[TK421]

70. If she comes after you, throw her in the microwave....I think that's how it

was done in the movie


Zuni fetish doll....that thing scared the piss out of me!

[LostinVA]

77. It was the oven -- it is burned into my brain

It scared the hell out of me!!!

[TK421]

78. Now I'm going to have to watch that movie again tonight....

thanks a lot! :)

[LostinVA]

79. You can buy a little Zuni doll -- I saw it online

I would be too afraid to have one in the house!

[MilesColtrane]

85. She took a photo of you composing that post.

[LostinVA]

90. You know, this also gave me nightmares for months

:scared:

[MilesColtrane]

92. Creepy movie.

And I LIKED Karen Black.

Could never look at her the same after that one.

[fortyfeetunder]

87. Are you dead yet?

Please tell me this is NOT the picture. That is so wrong!!!

[LostinVA]

91. No and yes!

hahahahaha

[FedUpWithIt All]

93. OMG! That movie terrified me when i was a kid.

Trilogy of terror.
I was 7 or so. Eeeek!