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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:11 PM
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So if your beautiful girlfriend tells you.....
that you are the perfect man in almost every way........except you have troll feet...Is that a compliment?

:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:12 PM
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1. I think men are supposed to have troll feet.
At least that is what I tell myself after looking at my husband's.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:13 PM
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5. Not like his feet...
serious under the bridge material! He might be the only man who I would not be offended if he wore his boots to bed :P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:14 PM
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6. Hey!!
Ham Hock toe..
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:15 PM
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8. Hahahaha! I hear ya! I think someone took a sledgehammer
to both of my husband's big toes early in life. They just ain't right.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:16 PM
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10. I mean she is gorgeous from her stunning red hair
Edited on Sun Jun-14-09 07:17 PM by PaddyBlueEyes
and beautiful blue eyes...But she has a big toe, that is shaped like croatia...and she busts on me..
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:22 PM
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14. for you
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:24 PM
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16. now that just aint right....
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:25 PM
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17. you are like the reverse Billy Joel
geez! :hug:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:26 PM
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20. Yeah well
I cant help it.....I luuurrvvves you.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:36 PM
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21. You mean each toe is like a pad?
Like a tree frog.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:42 PM
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22. I can't even describe it. But, it could be worse.
His sister has a toe on each foot that goes crooked. It is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. And UGLY!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:13 PM
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2. depends on
what size shoe you wear..... :)


:hide: :hide:


oh and she is beautiful



:hi:


lost
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:15 PM
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7. 9/12
and thanks!!
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Sigh Sister Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:13 PM
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3. !!!
:rofl:
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:13 PM
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4. Not sure
But Ive been getting "Flintstone toes" comments since I met mine. It doesn't seem to be a problem, so I assume it must be a compliment.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:16 PM
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9. i have super ugly feet, my husband calls them flippers.
"howz the flippers Hon?"

and i die laughing.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:17 PM
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11. Ah, but if she says you're a nice guy but that she only wants to be friends...
:D
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:19 PM
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12. You know who has beautiful feet?
Edited on Sun Jun-14-09 07:20 PM by LeftyMom


Actually, I'm just fucking with you. I'm only barely aware that he has feet, or at least I can assume so based on the fact that the rest of him appears to be beautiful at the right distance from the ground.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:21 PM
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13. ya know
you two and henry rollins.....pffft
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:23 PM
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15. God I love you!
ya know what this place needs, more Rollins :P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:26 PM
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18. Rollins
H E A D O N F E N C E P O S T

:rofl:
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Sigh Sister Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-14-09 07:26 PM
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19. Do they resemble these?
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