LeftyFingerPop
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Thu Jun-18-09 03:24 PM
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A poor little house cat longed to be outside and free from his confines. |
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He sat in his front window day after day.
He longed to cross the road to visit the kitty of his desire.
Sure enough, the infamous chicken walked right in front of the window and crossed the road with ease.
The little house cat could do nothing but mumble garbled obscenities at the chicken.
"Why you fuck..."
"You fucking feathered worthless clucking fucker..."
"You fucking bastard MEOW!!! YOU FUCKING CHICKEN FUCK MEOW!!!!"
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BuelahWitch
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Thu Jun-18-09 06:01 PM
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1. Hey! Are you IMing with my cat while I'm at work all day? |
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That sounds just like Baby!
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