Florida DUers: Put on underwear and wash the yellow pits under your arms!

[Blue_Tires]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Fla. City Tells Workers: Wear Underwear, Deodorant
Brooksville City Council Encourages 'Strict Personal Hygiene'

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. (AP)
A Florida city is cleaning up with a new dress code that requires city workers to wear underwear and use deodorant. The city council in Brooksville north of Tampa recently approved a dress code that instructs employees to observe "strict personal hygiene."

It also prohibits exposed underwear, clothing with foul language, "sexually provocative" clothes and piercings anywhere except the ears.

Repeat offenders can be fired.

The city council approved the dress code 4-1 as part of a wider effort to update existing policies and ordinances.

The one vote in opposition came from Mayor Joe Bernadini, reports CBS affiliate WTSP-TV in Tampa. "I voted against it. I think it takes away people's personal freedom in my opinion it insults their intelligence a little bit," Bernadini told WTSP.

http://cbs13.com/watercooler/florida.dress.code.2.1050491.html

[suninvited]

1. I saw that earlier today.

I wonder who is going to do the underwear checking??

[Bunny]

2. I wonder who's going to check for unauthorized piercings?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

3. No.

At least to the underwear thing.

[Blue_Tires]

4. you mock the face of freedom, sir

just to the south there are cubans who couldn't wear underwear even if they wanted...castro sold his nation's underwear to buy missiles, bullets and LIGHTER FLUID TO BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG!

so you remember that the next time the summer heat turns your crotch into an overloaded nuclear reactor...:nuke:

[flvegan]

5. Exactly.

I do this in solidarity!

:patriot:

[FloridaJudy]

6. Have you ever been in Brooksville, Florida?

Believe me, underwear would be an improvement.

Doesn't say anything about tats, though. So I should be safe...

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. yike yike yike yike yike

(sound of small, frightened dog running away in fear)

[old mark]

8. Judy, you're looking well today......

:hi:

mark:patriot:

[BurtWorm]

9. Repeat offenders? You mean with multiple Prince Albert piercings?

:crazy: