Corn Flakes: Is there anything they can't do?

[JTG of the PRB]

Go on. Tell me something Corn Flakes CAN'T do.

See? You can't, because there's NOTHING they can't do!







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[HopeHoops]

1. They can't stand in for a marital aid.

They get soggy ;}

[azmouse]

2. They can't predict the weather.

:shrug:

[JTG of the PRB]

3. I was trying to find a picture of Al Roker eating Corn Flakes...

...but evidently that sort of thing is about as elusive as your typical Sasquatch. You win this round!

[KamaAina]

4. Bread chicken

:evilgrin:

[JTG of the PRB]

5. Not the way I do it!

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[KamaAina]

7. Really? Tell us more!

:evilgrin:

[JTG of the PRB]

9. Well, basically, I take a box of Corn Flakes...

... and I snack on it while I'm making fried chicken! I can"t believe I just gave away my only cooking secret! D'oh! :banghead:

[Mr. Ected]

6. Photosynthesize

Corn flakes embarrassed me in my 6th grade science project when they failed to convert carbon dioxide into organic compounds.

However, they make a terrific superhero jumpsuit.

[JTG of the PRB]

8. Ah, but they are in existence partially BECAUSE of photosynthesis!

You should have used the new all-natural Corn Flakes. Basically, it's just a kernel of corn, some dirt, some water, and a sunny window. That would have earned you at least a C-!

Also, yes. Crunchy superhero jumpsuits are the way to travel in style!

[Zomby Woof]

10. I don't use them to sub for duct tape

Just sayin'.

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Well, if you get them wet, they get sticky sometimes...

Wow. That sentence is ALL kinds of wrong.

[Zomby Woof]

12. I like mashing my corn flakes with my banana

That is also very wrong.

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Wrong in a good way though?

No... No, just the regular kind of wrong.

[Zomby Woof]

14. I will neither confirm or deny the degree of wrongness

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[Angleae]

15. Stay crisp in milk?

[texanwitch]

16. Make fried chicken.

I don't like cornflakes.