GoddessOfGuinness
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Thu Jun-18-09 10:50 PM
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"The splitting of a crystal along definite planes...and that thing in your shirt" |
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...my son's definition of cleavage for science class.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:28 PM
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I'll have to remember that one!
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Kids!
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:37 PM
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He's definitely a "tween" now.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:39 PM
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My daughter is a tweener too. Going into 7th grade. Has music camp coming up in a couple of weeks in Marriotsville (off of I-70).
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:42 PM
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Summer music camps can take kids to a totally new level in a very short time. :thumbsup:
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:49 PM
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12. What was really cool last year, is that they got to play new instruments |
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The strings kids got to play band instruments, and the band kids played string, piano kids (well I'm confusing my self) and they put on a concert after three days with the new instrument.\
REALLY IMPRESSIVE! These were 4-8th graders mostly. We were totally amazed.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:52 PM
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Especially if they switched clefs too!
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:30 PM
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2. Hey, he forgot about plumber's crack! |
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Ass-cleavage is still a kind of cleavage.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:36 PM
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3. I guess he's seen more of the front-end variety. |
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:37 PM
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4. Too many men only pay attention to women's breasts. It's just not right. |
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I mean, you should ALWAYS take their ass into account too. :P
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:40 PM
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Girls in general still are kind of cootiefied.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:44 PM
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11. That's why the gods invented the Cooties shot. |
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Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now I've got the cooties shot.
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:49 PM
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13. I'll have to tell him that one |
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for the next time the little girl down the street makes googoo eyes at him. :D
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Fri Jun-19-09 10:46 AM
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20. same here at my house- kissing is still seen as "yucky" |
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Fri Jun-19-09 03:52 PM
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Some of the little girls (from pre-school through 6th grade) around here are freakishly aggressive. It's really bizarre to hear them talk about "getting" boyfriends and chasing after them. I distinctly remember wanting nothing to do with boys for most of those years...save an occasional crush here and there, usually directed at someone who was a movie star or somesuch.
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Fri Jun-19-09 06:39 PM
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22. yeah, I had a thing for Mark Lester from Oliver at that age... |
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I think we were still telling bad sex jokes (those really corny ones) at that age. I really don't know what the hurry is -seems like some preteen/teen girls are encouraged to think there's a rush.
Personally, I think it's all those hormones in beef and milk. :crazy:
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Fri Jun-19-09 11:42 PM
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24. I think it's the hormones too! |
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:41 PM
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8. Actually the last time I checked... |
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Edited on Thu Jun-18-09 11:42 PM by madinmaryland
bowel movements don't come out between the breast cleavage!
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I just thoroughly ruined a good thought!
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:43 PM
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10. ... you do realize that according to the rules of the internet |
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anything that is thought of already has a fetish based around it. And you just thought of that. Congratulations. You just created a disgusting fetish. :P
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:50 PM
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14. As I noted, I have thoroughly fucking grossed myself out. |
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Yes I am gagging from that thought!
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Thu Jun-18-09 11:53 PM
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17. I'm just tryin' not to think about it. |
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Fri Jun-19-09 12:03 AM
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18. madinmaryland. threadkiller extrordinaire! |
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:rofl:
Pardon me while I go :puke:
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