How old is too old to be naked in front of your kids

[Mr. Ected]

My mother-in-law is 58 and I'm getting sick of this shit.

[Dramarama]

1. ...

:wow:

[Bunny]

2. I think the experts recommend age 60.

I'm afraid you've got another two years or so. x(

[Mr. Ected]

4. My Eyes! My Eyes!

I've seen too much.

[rucky]

3. Pretty soon the sponge baths begin.

she's getting up there.

[marzipanni]

5. Are you considered one of her kids?

I'm 58 and I'm only naked if I think 'whoever' is ok with it- DH yes; son, 14, no.
Is your MIL an old hippie?... you know, we used to go around nude a lot more back in the good old days. ;)

[Mr. Ected]

7. Yes, she's an old hippie all right

Living in our basement and regularly slipping upstairs as God made her to fetch another glass of iced tea.

My wife is a young hippie, BTW.

[marzipanni]

8. Perhaps you could pick up a brochure, and leave it out in case she's interested

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&view=text&output=html&q=nudist+colony+loc%3A+Cumming%2C+GA&btnG=Search+Maps

[csziggy]

25. Buy her a refrigerator and put it in the basement

Then she can keep her ice tea down there!

[Arkana]

6. Oh God, it's like a bloodhound without fur.

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. !

:spray:

[mainegreen]

16. ....

x(

[Sigh Sister]

10. ROFL!

That was totally unexpected! :rofl:

[surrealAmerican]

11. You are too old to be naked in front of my kids.

Don't make me tell you this again.

[ZombieHorde]

12. I ran and told my wife your story, we both laughed and joked about it. nt

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. I think if you have kids, you are too

old already...

[mainegreen]

14. Bravo.

I'm throwing roses at the stage.

:P

[Gormy Cuss]

15. You're not her kid so it doesn't matter.

:P

[CreekDog]

17. any age...now think about it

if you don't look good, then there's a good reason not to.

if you do look good, then there's a good reason not to. :scared:

[southerncrone]

18. Ummm......but you're not one of her kids.............

[Mr. Ected]

19. You're splitting hairs

But so is she.

:think:

[southerncrone]

20. My advice:

Start doing the same thing. Go around naked, too. Either she will get the message, or your wife will not like it & discuss w/her.

What do you have to lose? It is summer in The South after all. ;)

[Mr. Ected]

21. ...and then she'd know her daughter didn't marry me...

...just for my money.

:evilgrin:

[southerncrone]

24. Everything will be good! Hippies never place a lot of emphasis on

money anyway!

I think y'all will be one big happy family. :grouphug:

[dweller]

22. how about yesterday, yesterday okay with you?

try wearing sunglasses inside everytime she does that. Wait for her to ask why...

dp

[Born_A_Truman]

26. Or blindfolds

[Dappleganger]

23. When they run away screaming.

[Withywindle]

27. It's not the age of the parents, it's the age of the kids!

Puberty? Arguably too old.


Married and you're living in their house? DEFINITELY the kids are too old!!!

[Bucky]

28. Why do you want to be naked in front of my kids?

If you're in front of my kids, trust me, you want to wear some protection.

[crimsonblue]

29. Hmmm... there are two points in life when it's acceptable

One when your kids are too small to reach into the cookie jar, the other when you are too senile to find the cookie jar.