charlie and algernon
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Mon Jun-22-09 01:36 PM
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Did I make a mistake buying a 1 story, 30 bedroom house? |
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It's starting to take up an entire weekend dusting that place. Not to mention I can NEVER find the cat!
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:17 PM
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1. I'm thinking that that's called a "motel" |
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Edited on Mon Jun-22-09 02:29 PM by scheming daemons
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:25 PM
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2. ....but you have your own zip code!!!!! nt |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:32 PM
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3. You can make some money renting it out to government officials |
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as an undisclosed hiding place.
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charlie and algernon
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:39 PM
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4. hmm, pehaps I can call it the Deep Throat Inn |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:40 PM
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you can rent it out to "filmmakers" too. :P
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:01 PM
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15. You would be the most popular house in town! |
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Even when the gov people weren't there. Of course, you'd have to build a privacy wall for the parking lot.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:03 PM
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16. well that's easy, just build an underground parking lot |
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with the entrance and exit 5 blocks away.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:07 PM
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18. That's right, you're not from Texas. |
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Or Missisippi. Underground stuff has to stay above ground in many places.
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:40 PM
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5. Convert to fundamentalist Mormonism |
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Marry about 10 women. Have 80 kids.
Make them dust it. :)
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charlie and algernon
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:45 PM
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7. So my options are fornicating with 10 women |
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Edited on Mon Jun-22-09 02:45 PM by charlie and algernon
or paying people to film people fornicating?
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:46 PM
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8. These are problems you WANNA have. |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:48 PM
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9. hey, never said it was a problem |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:54 PM
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10. But you would have to be a fundamentalist Mormon! |
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I say that would be a problem for any lefty.
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:56 PM
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11. Even mainstream mormonism ain't too lefty friendly. |
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:13 PM
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21. Utah in its entire history has never voted for the Democratic presidential candidate! |
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Though we do have a few Mormons on this board, and they seem to be alright, but I doubt they live in Utah.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:21 PM
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25. True, the mo-church control isn't as tight outside of the Jell-o Curtain. |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:58 PM
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13. see, you always gotta be Mr. Buzz Killington |
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i can't marry the 10 women and then convert them to something else?
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:10 PM
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19. The leader of the clan would take them and your children away from you if you tried to convert them. |
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I’m always Buzz killington? Shit! I am just realistic when it comes to fundie Mormons. Looking out for you is what I call it. Chances are, they would convert you and take your immortal soul.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:13 PM
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22. If I had 10 women and 80 kids, would I be the leader of that clan? |
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I thought it was the leaders that had the big harems.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:18 PM
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24. The more important you are, the bigger the harem. |
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I actually know an old biker who bought an old motel and tried to turn it into a brothel with privileges. He wasn’t a Mormon, but nor was he successful.
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:57 PM
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12. Are you starting a cult and need a compound to host your followers? |
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Mon Jun-22-09 02:59 PM
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If you are, please bring the kool-aid.
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:06 PM
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:12 PM
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then can you also run by the local hardware store to pick up the, uh, "purifying agents?"
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Mon Jun-22-09 03:15 PM
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