like texts from last night - here is f my life

[malta blue]

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself "what the hell is solid water??". Then I heard my little cousin say "ice". I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML"

[suninvited]

1. ha ! pretty funny stuff

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

[malta blue]

2. that is a good one

:thumbsup:

[suninvited]

3. You realize there are 318 pages of these, dont you??

Now I probably wont get anything else done all day.

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said hey beautiful so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on friday night. I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

[malta blue]

4. omg

:rofl::rofl:

I have the app for my ipod and peruse it daily.....


Good luck with your day. My work here is done!

:patriot:

[suninvited]

5. I am still reading these...

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML