Match Game Story: "Instead of filling in the blank, Nympho Nellie ______ herself."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Ten words or more in the blank to make a story.

Have fun!

Be witty! Be clever! Be odd!

But whatever you do, don't write the Kenny G of Match Game stories.

[HopeHoops]

1. Okay, here you go...

Instead of filling in the blank, Nympho Nellie pulled out a vibrator and disappeared into the bathroom for about ten minutes, screaming wildly, and emerged claiming the sink was delivering water that was too hot so she was unable to wash herself. Then she placed the vibrator on the bank teller's counter and asked him to fill out the deposit slip for her. The bank teller was unable to figure out how to deposit a vibrator into her account.

Kenny G wouldn't write this.

[nuxvomica]

2. So he hands the...

...vibrator back to Nellie and he tells her that she has to fill out the slip herself. Then she says, But I'm not wearing a slip, just this teddy, and then she rips her clothes off and she says, How'm I doin' filling this out, sugar? And he says, Hobida-hobida! And she says, Looks like I don't need this vibrator no more. And he says, You got that right, baby doll! Oh yeah! and he nods his head up and down over and over again and smacks his lips real creepy like. At that moment, Sen. John Kerry, Ann Coulter and Mr. Ed walk into the bank and Nellie thinks, I wonder why the long faces, but she keeps it to...

[Deja Q]

3. ____ = Michael Jacksoned

[BurtWorm]

4. Instead of filling in the blank, Nympho Nellie Miracle Whipped herself.