There's a Jewelry Channel?

[pokerfan]

:wtf:

Nothing but jewelry 24/7?

My local cable service just abandoned analog broadcasts forcing everyone to change to digital. The downside is that I now have to enter three digits to change channels instead of two. The upside is more channels (even on the basic service).

But the Jewelry Channel? I had no idea.

[Moondog]

1. You'll find that a lot of your new channels

provide a viewing experience equal in quality to that of the Jewelry Channel.

[pokerfan]

3. I think Sagan's quote needs to be updated

Original: All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.

Updated: All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single day. Not all bits have equal value.

[madrchsod]

2. here`s the "knife show"

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/knife-show-on.php

[pokerfan]

4. I wouldn't instinctively recoil at the thought of a Knife Channel

At least knives do something...