One Face, Your Fist, Total Immunity

[Mr. Ected]

Who would you most like to clock?

[arbusto_baboso]

1. That prick who hosts TMZ.

Although here in the Lounge, I'd say Dane Cook will get the highest number of responses.

[Mr. Ected]

2. He was interviewed this morning on a local sports radio station

What an arrogant and completely UNFUNNY so-called comedian that schmuck is.

[Terry in Austin]

3. Oh dear me

Just one?

Mmm... hafta go for the obvious, then. He's got a popular radio show...

[backtoblue]

4. Ann Coulter

I'm convinced that if there was a devil - she would be it.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

5. W

Even though Dick Cheney is the evil PuppetMaster, smashing W's smirk would be the most personally satisfying.

[seemunkee]

12. I'll take my shot after you

[tekisui]

13. Third.

[Sabriel]

15. With a two-handed chop

Ala Captain Kirk.

[deucemagnet]

6. Punching somebody in the face is against my liberal values.

Nah, just kidding! I'd totally love to knock Charles Krauthammer right out of his fucking wheelchair.

[cloudbase]

7. Rush.

It would be like eating chips-I couldn't stop at just one hit.

[vadawg]

8. to many people, not enough time,

seriously though theres got to be at least one person for everybody on the planet.

[Fleshdancer]

9. Bill Kristol

I can't think of a face more deserving of a good punch. He's such a smug asshole.

[jakefrep]

10. Perez Hilton

[kedrys]

11. The republinazi who ran us out of our neighborhood 5 years ago

He's pretty much at the top of the list. :nuke:

[rockymountaindem]

17. I'd like to hear that story n/t

[Vidar]

14. Bill O'Reilley. I had to stay with friends for 2 months who had Fox on 12 hrs a day.

[Kerrytravelers]

16. Glen Beck. I'd make him cry for real.

Then I'd hate myself for stooping to their level... for a short period of time, right before I got on the float of honor for the parade that would be thrown for me.

[Arugula Latte]

27. You'd have to pick him off the floor and hold that asswipe so I could get my chance at him.

*POW*

[kentauros]

18. All of the suits involved in ruining the Sci Fi channel.

I'm gonna need an iron glove.

[quakerboy]

19. I have no desire to do so

on second thought, the next person who abuses their wife. That pisses me off.

Really, I would prefer a "total immunity, I get a conversation with them and they get to know that I will punch them in the face unless they do X" kinda deal. Hurting people just to do it dosn't really do anything for me.

[Mr. Ected]

20. I've never hit a person in my life

Metaphorical fists. Metaphorical faces. For real transgressions.

[quakerboy]

21. I want some progress out of the deal

I want them to think about whats going on and reconsider, not just get mad and keep doing stupid. Even in the metaphorical realm

[Mr. Ected]

22. In real life, it's the best way, it's the only way

I don't question your methods or your goals.

Physical assault is not the answer. But it makes for a boisterous thread.

[ZombieHorde]

23. I'll draw a face on my penis and close the bathroom door. nt

[MountainLaurel]

24. Right now?

The owner of the dog I just saw get hit by a minivan. She was on her cell phone and wasn't holding on to the leash (it was dragging on the ground), when the dog decided to cross the street without her.

[riverdeep]

25. That "He's Just Not That Into You" guy.

I don't know what it is, but every time I've ever seen him, my fist starts twitching.

[Arugula Latte]

28. Greg Behrendt nt

[JTG of the PRB]

26. Dick Cheney.

Right in the face. POW!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

29. Frank Lorenzo

It's personal ..............

[Mugu]

30. I don't care, just give me a face.

They'll never be a problem again.