I saw the Burger King at the mall this evening when I went to a movie. THE Burger King.

[JTG of the PRB]

This guy:



He was just walking around, hanging out, scaring people... I think it may have been the most surreal moment of my life so far.

[EndersDame]

1. I would pay to see him and Jack from Jack 'n the Box duke it out

[JTG of the PRB]

2. Honestly? I think The Burger King would win.

He's about a billion times creepier than Jack, plus he never, ever talks.

[Ikonoklast]

3. He is watching. He is always watching.

And he knows where you live.

[JTG of the PRB]

10. Well, I suppose that's okay.

He wasn't here to give me breakfast this morning, so maybe tomorrow...

[kath]

4. Did he show you his Big Seven-Incher

or whatever it's called??
:evilgrin:

[GReedDiamond]

6. Available sizes...

7" = Medium

10" = Large

12" = Supersized

[Danger Mouse]

5. I hope you didn't let him see you. Otherwise, it's too late.

:scared:

[rcrush]

7. Did you make a wish?

[JTG of the PRB]

9. I wished that I had had my camera with me.

I would have framed that picture.

Okay, maybe not.

[AllenVanAllen]

8. a little known useless fact about The King

Stan Winston Studios created that creepy costume. The same special effects company that brought you:







Who's founder sadly passed away last year. :(

[Wapsie B]

11. You mean this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2Pr-eTeM0

[raccoon]

12. Those commercials about him scare me. nt

[southpaw]

13. I think he scares everybody!

[Arkansas Granny]

14. I would have had nightmares. Those commercials with him just creep me out.

[JTG of the PRB]

15. I'm kicking this, because it bears repeating:

I saw THE Freaking Burger King yesterday. In person.

[rcrush]

16. Did you bow before your King?

[JTG of the PRB]

17. Next time, I will be ready to worship his Kingliness.

I'll do one of those respectful bend-at-the-waist bows, as low as I can go.

[rcrush]

18. Did you know he can have you killed for not showing proper respect?

You got off lucky

[JTG of the PRB]

19. He didn't actually see me.

I was a ways behind him, and I was too stunned to react. I am a shame to my King. :blush:

[intheflow]

20. He is just about the creepiest burger mascot ever.

I dont' eat fast food often, but when I do, it's usually BK. This ad campaign makes me want to eat McD's instead.

[JTG of the PRB]

21. Name me one burger mascot that IS creepier. And Ronald McDonald doesn't count!

RMcD is a clown first and foremost. The fact that he sells burgers is only an incidental thing.

Stupid clowns... :scared:

[intheflow]

22. Well, I was scared of the Hamburglar when I was a kid.

But at least he never bust into my room in the middle of the night while my friends eggs him on to mock me. :scared: