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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:08 PM
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How do I get the taste of a polyurethane ball-gag out of my mouth?
It's a long story. I'd rather not explain.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:09 PM
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1. step one: take the ball out of your mouth.
the taste won't go away if it's still in there.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:10 PM
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2. Good thinking! Check.
What next?
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:16 PM
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4. ummm....
*reads manual*

It says here to lick your master's boots. :shrug:
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:13 PM
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3. gargle with holy water mate, it might work, might not but you ll be saved.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:17 PM
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5. Cut Out Your Tongue
Never fails.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:17 PM
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6. Suck on a stiletto heel.
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:22 PM
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7. ... heh .. this one's going to go downhill rapidly ....
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:30 PM
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8. Bets on how long before it's locked?
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:57 PM
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15. Nah. I'm always wrong about that stuff.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:31 PM
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9. Teabag
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:34 PM
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10. Earl Grey? Ceylon?
Seriously, I'm stumped here. :shrug:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:36 PM
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11. Hairy
:D
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:44 PM
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12. Any commercial toothpaste. nt
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:46 PM
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13. Paddy says what usually works for him is a shot of Jamesons
and he should know :P
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 04:52 PM
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14. Tequila
Preferably Patron. It works after but it really works best before. I'd explain how I know but then I'd get the thread locked :evilgrin:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 05:00 PM
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16. I always thought a Broadway musical version of PULP FICTION was a bad idea
:hide:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 05:13 PM
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17. One word...
TEABAG!

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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 07:21 PM
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18. You should just be grateful that polyurethane
is the only thing that ball-gag tasted like...
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 07:27 PM
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19. Did I give you permission to take the taste out of you mouth?
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-25-09 07:49 PM
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20. That's a question for your Master / Domme.
Edited on Thu Jun-25-09 07:49 PM by Wapsie B
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