The garage door opener and why I had to poop in the woods today

[underpants]

So I am at the in-laws. I get up this morning before anyone else, make myself some coffee, and go out to get my "gear" out of our car for a run.

The door is locked. I locked myself out of their house again.

Well I have my stuff but one critical component of pre-run prep is missing-coffee. I remember from the wedding we were at the night before that my father-in-law leaves his truck open so I look in and find some quarters, jump in our car and go to a gas station to get some coffee. I didn't want to knock or call on my cell to wake anyone up. My in-laws are the only old people I know who stay up late and get up after the sun.

So I stretch out (completely change on their back porch-I was quick) but the third vital component of pre-run prep is missing. The "lightening the load" if you know what I mean. Well....what do do. I don't have any extra socks, no running gloves, no dispensable t-shirt....AH! my Father-in-law's truck, sure enough he has some fastfood napkins in there. Tucked in my back pocket I take off. GREAT RUN- on the "greenway" the local community has made (no more Blue Ridge Parkway from now on) seriously top 5 runs anywhere EVER that I have been on. 5 miles round trip.

About 1.5 into it I see an opportunity. There are a lot of people on the greenway on this early Sunday morning but I see a public restroom... but it is locked up. Well.... since I am in the area...and there are woods..... :blush: :hurts: :spank:


As I said great run. When I get back everyone is finally up. I come in and tell them about the morning's adventure and my father-in-law says to me
"You could have just hit the garage door opener on the visor in my truck"

DRAT THE LUCK. Never thought of that.

[merh]

1. .

:spray:




:rofl: :rofl:

[siligut]

2. Good story!

Not too many people would have thought of the garage door opener.

[hibbing]

3. snort

Hi,
The subject of this post is priceless.

Thanks for the laugh.

Peace

[Kali]

4. hmm this story combined with your username...

:rofl: :patriot:

[latebloomer]

5. Once my mom's friend had to poop very badly

She drove up to my mom's house but no one was home. She later informed my mom that the poop in the yard was hers. :eyes:

[KittyWampus]

6. OMG!

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[havocmom]

7. So, have your inlaws always considered you an idiot

or is it a new thing?

:rofl: You are one brave man.