Fuck You Sponge Bob

[Pacifist Patriot]

My husband decided he had to invite some co-workers over for a tapas party this afternoon. Fun event indeed, but it necessitated recording the finals of the Confederation's Cup.

After our guests left I avoided the television and the internet. Even got in the pool to play "volleyball" with the family before begging out to go watch the taped football match.

Yes!

USA up 2-0 at the half.

Okay, quick goal after the half for Brazil, but we're still in it.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

WTF?!?

I have to look up the score on the internet to find USA dropped to Brazil 2-3. I fucking hate Sponge Bob and anyone who thinks Bradley sucks as a soccer coach. Wake me up in June 2010 please.

[Mr. Ected]

1. Great, blame SpongeBob for this

When everyone knows it was the diabolical Plankton that was ultimately responsible.

[merh]

2. really, everyone knows that sponge bob isn't smart enough

to change the channel so his show will be recorded, it had to be the plankton.

:freak:

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. I swear at Sponge Bob, but actually it's my...

diabolical children who were warned to stay away from the cable box who are to blame. If they hadn't changed the channel, a soccer team half-way around the world would have won their match. So it basically comes down to my reproductive capabilities. Ack! I'm to blame!