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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 09:10 AM
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"Pass poisonous gas on command" and other one-line job descriptions
http://jobmob.co.il/blog/funniest-short-job-descriptions-ever/

What's yours?

Mine: Create detailed specifications and data sheets so that Procurement can ignore them and blame me for schedule delays (Design Engineer)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 09:27 AM
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1. I had a boss who said my job description was "Other Duties As Required"
He's one of the few bosses I had that I REALLY liked. I was actually the senior database developer, but in a pinch I could handle just about anything he threw at me.

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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 11:17 AM
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2. Nearly all of my working life
my primary function was "other duties as required."
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-07-09 11:19 AM
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3. "Stock booze"
:shrug:
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