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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:43 PM
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:48 PM
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1. * is thinking
I know I have a brain. Let me jes stick my finger in mah ear and I"ll find it.


DDQM
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:50 PM
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2. You fellas think the world's a mess?
You should see up here!

(with apologies to Vonnegut)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 01:54 PM
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3. "Ah . . . Houston? . . . Ah, . . . I think
we got a problem."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:04 PM
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4. W. is "thinking": "Ah . . . let's see. They're yelling questions at me.
Now what did Karl say to do? . . . Ah, point to my ear like I can't hear and give them the Ronnie grin. Yeah, . . . that was it. Now how did that pointing go? . . . Hmm, . . . was it two fingers to the ear, or one, . . . like I'm a goinga blow out my brains if you guys don't stop asking me questions without giving me a hint or anything . . . Now for the 'Ronnie smile' part. How did that go . . . Like nodding and laughing . . . or was it the idiot leer-grin? . . . . Oh shit, I forgot . . . Hell, I'll just yell something back like 'Hey, I can't hear what you're seeing' or 'Take a picture, it'll last longer,' or . . . (blah, blah, blah)."
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:07 PM
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5. "Cain't fool me...
It is NOT up my ass, it's right here! Think I'm stupid?"
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:08 PM
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6. "Ear-ack my eye!
Them Spanishers who kicked my good little buddy Antznar out did it cause they counted all the votes, damn it. We told him to stop the counting and take it to the Supreme Court, but did he listen? Clarence was all set to say Si, too!"
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:09 PM
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7. Is he wearing a corset? Or a bustle?
:wtf:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:10 PM
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8. "Last chance, Spanishers! Re-elect the other guy or the moron gets it!!"
Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 02:22 PM by Richardo
:D
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loftycity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:17 PM
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9. How come my mouth opens when I try and Think? I'll have ask Karl
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:21 PM
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10. I found them WMD's! They were right here all along! n/t
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POed_Ex_Repub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:24 PM
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11. Caption "Bush, scratching his butt" n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:44 PM
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12. Mongo get hair cut......makes Mongo ears look lower. Haw.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:46 PM
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13. "Ask me one more question and I'll blow my head CLEAN OFF"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:50 PM
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14. "...short and stout... HERE is my handle; HERE is my spout..."
Please note how his left hand is currently on his "spout"

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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 02:51 PM
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15. Look, it's my elbow
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:09 PM
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16. W. is remembering (aloud) a favorite joke:
"And then she said, 'I'll keep an eye out for you." WOW! Cracks me up everytime I think about it. Geez. Imagine, "I'll keep an eye out for you.' WOW! Gee. Cracks me up every time. Jus think, 'I'll keep . . .' (blah, blah, bolah),"
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:20 PM
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17. "There's always room for Jello -- right here!"
:evilgrin:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:46 PM
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18. It finally happened; he drank so much he forgot how to pick his nose n/t
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 04:48 PM
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19. "I'm a little teapot"
short and stout
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 07:50 PM
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20. Ya'll can't fool me ... I know it's the eyes of March today ...
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