LeftyFingerPop
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Fri Jul-17-09 05:07 PM
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I just thought of a very fun game for the lounge to play. |
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Here is how it works:
You give me your email address. My lawyer will email you some forms where you sign all your worldly possessions over to me. This includes all your money, your home, all of your electronic devices, collectibles, furnishings, etc.
My lawyer will then sell your home, and forward me the cash.
For everything else, taterguy will show up at your house with a uhaul, and we will sell everything through auction. Again, all of the cash will be forwarded to me.
I will use the proceeds to take care of some DUer's that I like. taterguy will get a new bike, and unlimited beer.
The rest of the money will go toward my purchase of a secluded villa in Italy.
You will be left with nothing.
OK!! Let's play!
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Fri Jul-17-09 05:09 PM
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LeftyFingerPop
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Fri Jul-17-09 05:11 PM
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2. Now there's a good sport! My lawyer will contact you shortly. |
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Fri Jul-17-09 05:13 PM
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3. Wait, that's what TARP does. |
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Fri Jul-17-09 05:14 PM
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4. No no....I'm competing with TARP. |
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