WillParkinson
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:18 AM
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On a scale of 1 to 10...how 'bad' are you? |
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With 1 being not at all (too darn good for words) and 10 being evil incarnate (you're satan! Satan? Don't compare me to that amateur!) ...where do you rank?
Me? I'm an 11. :-)
One day Paul was standing at the sink doing dishes and I took a package of veggie dogs out of the freezer and walked up behind him and said, "Paul, can I stick my weenies in your buns"? He laughed. Until I grabbed his belt loop, pulled it out and dropped the pack of frozen goodies down his pants.
He fished them out and screamed, "Why do you do those things?"
Because Paul, I am evil. That is what evil does.
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:21 AM
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1. That's not evil - just childish |
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Evil would have been if you would have shoved one of those frozen weenies up his...
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Bronco69
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:23 AM
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2. I wish I could post some of the things |
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I've done. I guess I'm about an 11 or 12. :-)
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FunBobbyMucha
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:24 AM
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I once affixed a vanity plate to the front of my brother-in-law's car that he remained oblivious to from the midwest to the southern coast. It was one of those plates that said "Let me tell you about my grandchildren" but I re-painted that last word so that it said "one-inch dick." 750 miles later, a stranger at a gas station pointed it out to him.
Eviiiiil, pure and simple, from the seventh dimension.
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LagaLover
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:25 AM
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ClintonTyree
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:33 AM
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5. I guess I'd be.................. |
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a dull, boring three,four or so. My damn Karma keeps getting in the way, preventing me from being an "evil doer".
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:42 AM
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6. I'm with you--hovering near the 3 mark. BUT: |
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Tue Mar-16-04 08:59 AM
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Once grossly over-herbicided a homeowners corner lot and killed, grass, flowerbeds, hedges, 50/75 foot sugar maple trees, etc., etc. Product label stated misuse would sterilize soil for up to 12 years. Fourteen years later, well after the owner had replaced a foot of topsoil and replanted (The new plantings grew and thrived---for about a month---and died) the lot was still barren and eroded. I’m told they never did figure it out.
I should add that this was 4 years after they did hit and run damage to my first car, a 1956 Ford, and refused to pay for the repair (I had 5 witnesses).
How bad is that?
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Tue Mar-16-04 09:08 AM
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I LOVE it! Don't get mad...get even!
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Tue Mar-16-04 09:03 AM
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8. You are all rank amateurs. |
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Tue Mar-16-04 09:23 AM
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10. I guess I am about a 20 |
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Tue Mar-16-04 09:25 AM
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11. I'm the nicest of the damned |
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Pure evil is quickly disregarded. If you are evil all the time no one will trust you. But if you are evil only some of the time it enables you to do more evil over time.
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Tue Mar-16-04 10:00 AM
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12. In most aspects of life, I'm a 2 |
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Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 10:00 AM by SarahBelle
In others, I'm off the scale. :evilgrin:
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