underpants
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:29 PM
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Why should *I* have to back up an accusation when I can CAPTION? |
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Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 02:30 PM by underpants
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GOPisEvil
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:30 PM
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1. The buck stops with ME? I thought it stopped with Harry Truman! |
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:31 PM
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2. we're really going to spread your chest apart, not sew it together, dave. |
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Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 02:32 PM by teevee99
we're dividers, not uniters.
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GainesT1958
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:31 PM
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3. "Hey, don't blame ME... |
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It's not MY fault Aznar and his party lost...he was shootin' straight, just like I did about those WMDs!" :eyes:
B-)
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:31 PM
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4. ...if I only had a heart |
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or a brain...or courage...hell, I'm missing the trifecta!
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underpants
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:32 PM
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5. ME? Someone is questioning ME!?!?! This wasn't in the briefing |
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:32 PM
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6. "A link between rampant alcohol abuse and splotchy skin?" |
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Sounds like left-leaning science to me. The good folks at Halliburton released a study saying there's no link.
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Lefta Dissenter
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:32 PM
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ripped off her bra, to expose her left... no, was it her right... Well, anyway, there was this glittering star and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen..."
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underpants
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:33 PM
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8. Oh! Oh yeah that's good God am I good Oh yeah just like that |
underpants
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:34 PM
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9. Oh come on ..... how could a horse's a** wear a suit? |
SheWhoMustBeObeyed
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:42 PM
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10. "When I think about you, I touch myself." |
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Tue Mar-16-04 02:45 PM
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11. "So I was reading in the Bible how Jesus said 'Write these words upon your |
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heart,' and since I take the Bible literally and all, I'm scheduled for the operation at 5 o'clock next Wed. But we're still trying to figure out which words. 'these words'? Just like that? Or should we maybe capitalize them or something? And do we just need to write them, like with a magic marker (my favorite is hot pink!) or like inscribe them with a laser or something? . . . . Geez. It's not always easy being a good Christian."
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Tue Mar-16-04 03:27 PM
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12. W: look, I may be the worse pResident ever, but I'm going to |
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be re-selected just as certain as you can say Diebold ... if you don't believe it, you haven't been paying attention or don't know that we've planted programmers at key companies in certain industries ...
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Tue Mar-16-04 03:36 PM
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13. The buck never stops here. I'm the f***ing President why blame me. |
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