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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:24 PM
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The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time
15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"



14. French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.



and...

11. Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.



and #1:

1. Chocolat Poulain
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.




See the others at:

http://www.retrocomedy.com/2009/07/15-creepiest-vintage-ads-of-all-time.html

WARNING: Some are disturbing, even more than that clown.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:26 PM
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1. Nothing, but NOTHING, tops the pig porking himself...
That spanking one is cute...


I never understood this one:


Mind you, I had to wear one as a kid and the insults lobbed still have me scarred...
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anneboleyn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:57 PM
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4. YES! The piggy happily committing suicide just seems so...CREEPY.
And with the lovely French phrasing advocating the merits of this piggy, once consumed -- even more creepy.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:28 PM
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2. OMG, they really DO say the v-word in this one!
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 09:29 PM by Deja Q


:wow:






:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:52 PM
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3. bad link on the second one.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:23 PM
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5. I hope the postage meter one ended with his tie being pulled in
It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:41 PM
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6. Here are some more creepy vintage ads
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